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bryce.lol
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You have a MESSAGE from THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL. Maybe your child's been expelled after pushing their teacher into a gravel pit, or it might be another reminder about wearing coloured socks for Socks Awareness Day in November. Log on to the EDUCOM app and hunt through sub-menus to maybe find out.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

War analyst is such a stupid job. "This can be a pivotal moment that the has the potential to reshape the strategic map, but a calibrated response will be needed to manage risks and leverage advantage," says distinguished senior fellow of the Atlantic Council’s Colindale Center for Global Security.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

I log off for like 15 minutes and the world's weirdest man has announced a new type of knowledge to replace all recorded information because his electric parrot dissed Catturd2, is this a fair summary?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

One day hopefully soon, getting spoofed by AI will be as shameful as forwarding Highway Shark.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A Cybertruck for your face.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

It's important for certain groups to say (and perhaps believe) that opposition is born of wilful ignorance. For evidence, they farm hostility by going to places they think they're not welcome. It's a strategy used by evangelicals, crypto bros, and vice-presidents. The only way to win is not to play.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone got an update on this?

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

In case you're wondering how things are going on the Diversity of Thought site.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

In case you're interested, this stuff is fucking awful. Doesn't mix, doesn't work straight. Tastes like brand extension.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The sense of betrayal I feel every time Kanye starts up on Flashing Lights and ruins a perfectly good instrumental.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

This is crap in all honesty, looks nothing like me.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Bought a keyring to advertise to all the old men that I'm one of them.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Deal.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This report was two months ago, went global at the time, and the "tried is snatch 1st graders" thing isn't backed up by the evidence. Responsible citizens don't retweet outrage farmers.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Say what you like about 1991 but we knew who we were. About a third of Britain bought KLF, 808 State, Bizarre inc, FPI Project, The Source, Happy Mondays, N-Joi. Another three-fifths bought Hale and Pace, Chesney Hawkes, Sting, Mike & The Mechanics. The remaining seven guys were into Sepultura.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Don't sully this with analysis. Live in the moment.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

This is our Eurovision.

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

The Machine I Use To Blow Smoke Up My Ass Has Revealed Under Cross-Examination That It Does Not Fully Appreciate The Size And Scope Of My Ass And I Have The Screenshots To Prove It

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment