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“I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist “Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty “ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96 “Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
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My Ai wife never does the laundry 🙁

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It is not hard at all to throw Republicans off base by asking questions that require any detailed background knowledge and then just simply refusing to let them squirm away. If a sophist like Tucker can do it, you have to wonder why no one on CNN can

Got finish on this big slab. I used Satin Man O'War Spar Marine Varnish. Its kind of a pain but its great stuff when done correctly

9/10 egg

damn girl u shit with that ass??

Got finish on this big slab. I used Satin Man O'War Spar Marine Varnish. Its kind of a pain but its great stuff when done correctly

My Ai vape juice tastes like sperm

Just look for the pissed pants and you know its him

Happy Captain Picard has The FN P90® submachine gun, a compact, lightweight weapon with a magazine capacity of 50 cartridges in 5.7x28mm NATO calibre Day

My AI fleshlight keeps burning holes in the ozone layer

The official drink of Gooners

This came to me in a vision

Goatee’s kill thousands of Americans every year. If you see something say something. #goateeawareness

I went to the diarrhea store but they said you ate it all

10,000,000% TARRIF

i can smell a build your own omelette station from a mile a way

Watching the Sopranos for the first time and the one thing that stood out to me is the way Janice pronounces leg “layg”

I was doing a bleach enema and got the zoomies

They should make fleshlights for your butt

You reckon the pope takes fat shits?

I bet there are some aliens that can shoot some UNBELIEVABLE rope

YES IT DOES GODDAMNIT

(me visiting the redwoods national forest) wow big naturals