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bryix.bsky.social
Shitty puns and beer. Accepting only fresh brine.
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[INT Scene: Death Bed] Son: Dad, do you have any regrets? Me: Yes. Yes, I do. Son: Tell me. I must know. Me: We never got the Pee Wee Herman/Ernest P. Worrell crossover that our society so obviously needed. [gestures broadly] Son: Yes, father. I understand.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Matt, 54, Pennsylvania, white, mail service driver, fucking imbecile

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Today is the final boss of Mondays.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

In a just world, we would have several more Karl Urban Dredd movies.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Me after eating a banh mi: "Colonialism is bad, but..."

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Glenn Danzig is basically a 1950's crooner in a different milieu. Cancel me, cowards.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to politely declining after sitting through the requisite 45-minute presentation on the new Gaza timeshares in order to get premium drinks comped for a day at the all-inclusive resort.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Stayed up late smoking a pork shoulder for today's brew day, which will be a 10-gallon batch of Munich Helles. It's going to be a long, exhausting day and I'm already beyond tired. Lol. I'm an idiot.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Not this guy just blasting farts that smell like deviled ham.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments