bryix.bsky.social
Shitty puns and beer.
Accepting only fresh brine.
259 posts
56 followers
110 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
"But there is only so much further that the fight can escalate."
Hold my beer
comment in response to
post
I'm sure Kelly is looking forward to never having to say "thank you, Mr. McLendon" again
comment in response to
post
Ovita is a style icon tonight.
comment in response to
post
Miriam was the one faction I never played as...
comment in response to
post
No lie, that is basically my beard.
comment in response to
post
Except it's two bearded white dudes with dad bods.
comment in response to
post
comment in response to
post
Blake, I'm awake to smoke a brisket. Why on earth are you awake?
comment in response to
post
back the blew
comment in response to
post
Starting to think that Davenport didn't care for the Cedar Ridge development.
comment in response to
post
comment in response to
post
The aptly named city is the primary point of export for all shreve produced in the United States.
comment in response to
post
I will not stand for you impugning the fine staff of Athens-Clarke County, sir.
comment in response to
post
To test this, we had 15 Wirecutter Staffers consume a diet of Cheetos Puffs, Double IPAs, and chili dogs for 21 days.
comment in response to
post
i just ate a very messy korean bbq sandwich at my desk. the air is now thick with the aroma of kimchi.
comment in response to
post
*when you're ever in a black site interrogation situation
comment in response to
post
Bruce's jacket looks kinda fly
comment in response to
post
Oh, are you guys going to actually do some journalism now?
comment in response to
post
DEAI would be a good name for a shitty movie about a Skynet type entity developed to win the War on Drugs and going rogue.
Starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar and prominently featuring a large silhouette of Bruce Willis on the poster for his 7 minutes of airtime.
comment in response to
post
Life is too short.
comment in response to
post
The last game I watched as a Falcons fan.
comment in response to
post
I believe that's called a muumuu
comment in response to
post
There isn't enough bourbon in town for me to attend that shit. Alternatively, larger capacity flasks are hard to come by.
comment in response to
post
cool cool
comment in response to
post
It's just Newspeak, which is easily digestible for the proles.
comment in response to
post
Starting a leftist bedding company called Lenin Closet.
comment in response to
post
subsidized corn tortillas
comment in response to
post
@scupnuns.bsky.social
comment in response to
post
So, you were not entertained?
comment in response to
post
comment in response to
post
I like to say it, just because it's interesting. In a state with insanely small and numerous counties, we are the smallest. I'm also a Geography dweeb.
comment in response to
post
Ultimate cozy vibes
comment in response to
post
I always tell people carding me for alcohol that if I somehow looked like this and was underage, just let me drink because I probably need one.
comment in response to
post
I'd recommend Crawl! and 1049 Gotho - two of my favorites.
comment in response to
post
John Turturro has some wild ideas.
comment in response to
post
Indiana Jones as a modern day purchasing agent for CVS, regarding the Gillette Mach 3 cartridge refills:
comment in response to
post
Does she still eat curds and whey or does she avoid it due to an association with childhood trauma?
comment in response to
post
Some rich asshole is already scheming how to use them as his private firefighting force paid in canned mackerel.
comment in response to
post
It's Librul Hellscape California, so I figured any gender reveal would be fluid, not powder.
comment in response to
post
From great-great grandparents on each side of my family.
comment in response to
post
I have inherited two large pocket watches (both from the 19th century, apparently). Pray for my anus if shit hits the fan.