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RFK, Jr. demanding to be allowed to see Kristi Noem in the ER so he can check her humors.

submitted 4 hours ago • 34 comments

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 9 days ago • 898 comments

The Republican Party decided long ago that lying was a great political tactic, way better than yard signs, door-knocking and robo calls. The GOP realized its lies cost nothing to produce, and right-wing media would happily spread them, also for free.

submitted 18 days ago • 87 comments

hey it looks like your picnic table broke, I can fix it for you for like $100. no I don’t know who broke it. don’t worry about my chainsaw. okay what if i give you $50 and you don’t tell my mom

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Hey #writingcommunity does anyone have any advice on writing a character that’s good at math when you yourself have dyscalculia and also haven’t done any math in 15 years. He’s a smart boy I am a dumb bitch please advise

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Okay I’m not a person who begs for followers. But if you enjoy kpop girl groups, mid 2000s cartoons, pokemon—or even if you just love bullying Elon Musk you have the opportunity right now to do me the biggest solid

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

DO NOT MISTAKE EARNESTNESS FOR A THING TO BE AFRAID OF. “Cringe” or s too often simply just the word used to mask the discomfort that comes with being vulnerable! It’s okay to feel vulnerable about being earnest about important issues in the world!

submitted 73 days ago • 40 comments

hey bluesky my yearly April fool’s prank is to hide little guys around my workplace to confuse my coworkers.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I Believe That It’s Possible to Agree that the Prior Status Quo Was Bad While Also Acknowledging that Things Have Swiftly Become Much Worse

submitted 82 days ago • 21 comments

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

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submitted 81 days ago • 16 comments

Honestly we should all feel a little more powerful in this current era than we ever have simply bc right now the Venn diagram of people in charge and people who really, really care about when people are mean to them on the internet is just a circle

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

very bold talk from a dude who looks like that one school resource officer that showed off his taser in the car & creeped on sophomore girls. Deflated and steamrolled Seth Rogen looking ass. Rent out that fivehead as advertising space and make an actual difference you fuck. Fuck you.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

the one constant

submitted 91 days ago • 12 comments

every day my brain is just "goddamn these stupid goddamn motherfucking fucks"

submitted 91 days ago • 44 comments

me, scrolling through my own feed: heh, funny stuff. she must be consumed by the Horrors

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Tfw you know your partner will always come home bc her neck support pillow is still here ❤️

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

a quick pivot, today’s WIP is a less serious one as it’s basically a gender bent Tokyo mew mew that literally no one asked for. (Dental predicament mentioned is his widdle fangs🥺)

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

hey @schumer.senate.gov I’ve never introduced myself to my cat officially with my name and I wonder if she would treat me differently?

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone? Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing Chuck Schumer: K get in here

submitted 95 days ago • 22 comments

Honestly the best thing about the efforts to take down Tesla is not only is it in the interest of saving democracy, it’s also just enough like bullying to satisfy a part of my brain that just kinda wants to be mean to Elon Musk in a personal, identity-based way. Get dunked on you fuckin chode

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

I think a good strategy to maintain your mental health in this troubling time is to find a place to settle your worries. Now while you all find that I’m going to just post my intrusive thoughts on bluesky and tag @schumer.senate.gov bc wtf is he gonna do about it

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

guys—okay guys this actually a medical concern at this point. He just KEEPS PISSING

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

[hostage negotiation] CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS

submitted 96 days ago • 36 comments

The issue with so many oldies in congress is that they remember when republicans were made up of relatively sane people and can’t or won’t fully grasp that it’s fallen to lunatics. Just as one dorito would kill a Victorian child, one convo with MTG would have founding fathers in line for lobotomies

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

it is well known that the largest invertebrate in the world is the colossal squid, a huge leviathan worthy of respect. Conversely, the second largest invertebrate, US Senator Chuck Schumer, cannot stop pissing in his own face

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

sorry, no—me referring to any time I find myself persevering through a situation I wasn’t prepared for as “raw-dogging it” is not my most insufferable trait. It ain’t even in the top ten. It gets so much worse

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been realizing my reason for not trying to flee the US amid this shit might just be spite. I’ve lived made my entire little life here and now a bunch of nazis are telling me if I don’t like fascism I should just leave? No. Fuck you. This is my fuckin house dog you get out

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Got sucker punched by a URI and am still dealing with the laryngitis part, I haven’t talked to my cat in a funny little voice in like two weeks. How do I reconcile my plight with the concept of a loving god

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments