brynnsky.bsky.social
Writer, cat parent, music lover. Engages in cringe behavior frequently.
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If you honestly don’t understand how this is a really irrational way to think about around 340 million individual humans I’m kind of at a loss as to how to explain it to you. Be well, Torsten
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I’m just saying your opinion tells me you get most/all of your human interaction and information off the internet and idk how to tell you this but echo chambers are bad for you, actually
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Bro you’re talking a lot of shit for someone who doesn’t live here
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guys how do i know when i’ve made the deal. i feel like im doing really well. is there confetti?
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I’ve seen a few people push him, that’s when he starts going on about how nasty the interviewer is and how he’s never heard of whatever publication they work for and it’s probably going out of business anyway because it’s so stupid and bad.
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This is my third year doing this, the bartering for different colors has started much earlier. Turtles are more valuable bc scarcity principle. is this economics
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*caf, as in cafeteria. This place is where I grew up and it wasn’t perfect but it doesn’t deserve the utter disdain this man shows the people he’s meant to serve. Chief of police literally does not give a shit about you. all cats are beautiful, btw
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You can’t fool me this is Bo Burnham
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true. but as is yours
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@dragontianna.bsky.social thoughts?
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I bet Elon did Nazi this coming.
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Brilliant. Astounding. Impactful. Absolutely no notes
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hey @schumer.senate.gov I’m not forklift certified but I think with the oversight at my workplace I could manage to get in one anyway. They’d eventually notice it was me driving but how would they stop me? By this point I’ve evaluated which forklift is the fastest, they’ll never catch me chuck
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Anyway I know i didn’t invent this but it’s an explanation that helps me. Slice my brain open, this is what’s in there.
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So yeah I guess I know but I don’t KNOW know…you know? So I walk away and I feel annoying and stupid. And I’ve learned nothing of the blue sticker lore. And that’s just kind of how I live.
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But I’m so used to not knowing. The idea that there is a secret right answer to simple situations and interactions that’s just sitting in a book I’m not allowed to read is so ingrained in my DNA. I exist in fear of blue stickers, a dread so ancient within me.
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My boss looks at me, blankly. They think I am a fool. A dunce. “Does it have a red sticker?” They ask incredulously.
“Well, no…”
“Then you know what box it goes in.”
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I’m thinking that the blue sticker is different because it has some sort of different purpose. What if it was just in the wrong box? I don’t know the ins and outs of sticker meanings, where they rank in importance. So I have to clarify. What is the Blue Sticker Protocol?
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The original instructions were clear and simple to understand for people who are not me in this moment. This one fact has changed the scenario for me. Now I’ve gone from two choices to having a secret third choice. So I go to my boss and ask—“what if the paper has a blue sticker?”