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buickmakane71.bsky.social
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site I cuss like a sailor I'm a huge Asshole I love cheese I'm a massive Stoner Elvis is alive and is living his best life as a clerk in a bank in London.
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I'm gonna try to make it to 100k posts by Halloween.

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About to sit n play spades, drink, and talk shit about e'ery one of ya asses.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I crammed Zoloft into York peppermint patties and sold them as Mintal Health™️ and now I’m being sued by multiple parties

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I have decided that all the 80s movies with music and shit that blows up were the best bc no CGI

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Can't decide if the music or the brawling is better in this movie. But I can tell you the Willem Dafoe was fuckin frightening in this movie. Wearing vinyl and make-up. And his "war face" showed all 500 of his teeth.

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Fact: Humans initially developed fire to light their drugs to smoke.

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Hi guys, have a good night n sweet dreams. Take your meds. Hydrate. Eat something. Self-care.

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It takes a pretty fucked up person to want to be a US cop.

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I been Grinding All My Life Nipsey Always vote Democrat music.youtube.com/watch?v=HYLW...

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Let's Fuck Up Some Commas Future music.youtube.com/watch?v=wKl6...

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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I wonder where the nearest Waffle House is.

submitted 11 hours ago • 12 comments

You must be my Lucky Motherfuckin Star Madonna music.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz...

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Because nothing we were given was ours. We got our asses beat for existing. We stayed outside to prevent our asses from being out to work or beaten. We started working at the youngest age possible to leave home at the earliest age possible.

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Skeet the rainbow.

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Taco Bell has chicken nuggets and Subway has nachos and nothing matters anymore

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

*sees joke post* *scratches chin thoughtfully* "Hmm, I wonder how I can make this about politics?" *typey, typey, typey* *sits back to admire work* *hits "reply"*

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

So full of microplastics I sneezed out a credit card that I'm not even be approved for.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

My financial planner said if I keep splurging on luxuries like eggs and gas, I’ll never be able to afford retirement.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

got up. ate. and that's enough consciousness for me.

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@beaveinflow.bsky.social Happy Birthday Beave 🎉🤗

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This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.

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Alas, poor chicken

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

*coughs* BULLSHIT

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I always am.

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Hi guys, have a good night n sweet dreams. Take your meds. Hydrate. Eat something. Self-care.

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Missed connection: you were walking alone downtown late at night, a streetlight guttering overhead, when you passed a relic of an out-of-order payphone that was ringing. You answered it. I was on the other end. You asked where I was. But it was the wrong question. You should have asked 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 I was.

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@ashtastic.bsky.social

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A group of cats is now called an amplitude of cats.

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Part of why (even irl not just online) I have always been so loud about my drug history is because I want people to see it. "But youre not like other junkies..." Maam yes I am. If someone doesnt like junkies they dont like me. End of story.

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