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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site I cuss like a sailor I'm a huge Asshole I love cheese I'm a massive Stoner Elvis is alive and is living his best life as a clerk in a bank in London.

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It's gonna take somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 yrs to reverse all the chaos from just this year alone. I can absolutely see why other continents of ppl throughout the last 1000 yrs completely lost forward progress on a regular basis. It looks like amerikkka has entered its dark age.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

This. But laundry detergent vs laundry soap. And she followed me for 15 yrs.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 19 hours ago • 66 comments

Fuck it Let’s make a pillow fort

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

why is my therapist asking all these prying questions about my personal life, just shut up and make me a better person

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

- Mom, am I handsome? - Ask your girlfriend. - What girlfriend? - Exactly.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Oh he's living rent free in that old pumpkin on your shoulders.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

does anyone have a link to the grass app? lotta people been telling me to touch it but i can't find it in the app store.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

I hate when news organizations use phrases like, "his complicated history when it comes to minorities," instead of just saying, "his lifetime of being a belligerently bigoted bunghole."

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

I'm in!!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

What’s your favorite song about a woman named Jolene trying to steal someone’s husband

submitted 16 hours ago • 19 comments

Stupid sailfish threw itself onto my deck. Barf tried to kill it! He lost, n the sailfish flipped itself back into the ocean and Barf went in too. Poor Barf got a salt water swim, so I had to net his heavy ass back into the boat, and he got a lovely bath with lavender shampoo. He's fine. 🤣

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I need to pee but I'm tired.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

It's gonna take somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 yrs to reverse all the chaos from just this year alone. I can absolutely see why other continents of ppl throughout the last 1000 yrs completely lost forward progress on a regular basis. It looks like amerikkka has entered its dark age.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Cat spit is itchy. Also, Barf fell asleep before he finished giving my face a spit bath.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

You know he's free ballin under there.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

7th/8th century Nakbé vase from present day Guatemala showing the Maize god, transformed into a semi-anthropomorphic deer, seducing and carrying away the wife of the elderly god Wuk Zip. In Boston's MFA (inv. 1988.1180)

It's gonna take somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 yrs to reverse all the chaos from just this year alone. I can absolutely see why other continents of ppl throughout the last 1000 yrs completely lost forward progress on a regular basis. It looks like amerikkka has entered its dark age.

This. But laundry detergent vs laundry soap. And she followed me for 15 yrs.

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

Fuck it Let’s make a pillow fort

why is my therapist asking all these prying questions about my personal life, just shut up and make me a better person

- Mom, am I handsome? - Ask your girlfriend. - What girlfriend? - Exactly.

Oh he's living rent free in that old pumpkin on your shoulders.

does anyone have a link to the grass app? lotta people been telling me to touch it but i can't find it in the app store.

I hate when news organizations use phrases like, "his complicated history when it comes to minorities," instead of just saying, "his lifetime of being a belligerently bigoted bunghole."

I'm in!!

What’s your favorite song about a woman named Jolene trying to steal someone’s husband

Stupid sailfish threw itself onto my deck. Barf tried to kill it! He lost, n the sailfish flipped itself back into the ocean and Barf went in too. Poor Barf got a salt water swim, so I had to net his heavy ass back into the boat, and he got a lovely bath with lavender shampoo. He's fine. 🤣

I need to pee but I'm tired.

It's gonna take somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 yrs to reverse all the chaos from just this year alone. I can absolutely see why other continents of ppl throughout the last 1000 yrs completely lost forward progress on a regular basis. It looks like amerikkka has entered its dark age.

Cat spit is itchy. Also, Barf fell asleep before he finished giving my face a spit bath.

You know he's free ballin under there.

7th/8th century Nakbé vase from present day Guatemala showing the Maize god, transformed into a semi-anthropomorphic deer, seducing and carrying away the wife of the elderly god Wuk Zip. In Boston's MFA (inv. 1988.1180)

Test Riso Prints.

Kittys so melodramatic 🤭

Big big love. I can listen anytime!

Jolene Jolene Jolene Cuisine

Caught n released 2 more sailfish.