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bumpkin.so
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I’m loving this Musk coverage from the NYT as much as everyone else, but: it’s almost definitely coming from Stephen Miller, which means they’re not going to cover his *ongoing* atrocities appropriately. Not that they have so far, I guess.

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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

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viewpoint diversity

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Anyone who says this in my presence better be ready to catch their head hopping across the parking lot

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

You can take boats on the Illinois River and shoot them from the back of the boat with a bow and arrow. Highly recommend on all levels.

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you would never in a million years clock this as the guy who recorded “Whatever You Like” and not, say, a Caribbean home healthcare aide trying to get a racist senior to take his meds

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

This is Nanit on a chain

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Of all the valid complaints about modern tech, and there are many, I’ll never understand whining about push notifications. Just. Turn. Them. Off. This is like the one thing we CAN control!

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Was just thinking about this yesterday. D’versity made me do a spit take when it aired youtu.be/Cxdgrb4U1hY?...

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The ability to share dreams would create a whole new type of what I call a SUPER ANXIETY DREAM.

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/taps the sign

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Nobody wants to hear it now, but the original Joe Rogan of the Left was Jon Stewart. That was how college students got the news in 2004-2009 or so.

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Me at 10: I would like to be Dick Tracy. Me at 20: I will be the next Hunter S. Thompson. Me at 37: Soon they will be calling me "MR SANDWICH"!!!!

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If you told me the Pacers went 72-10 this season I’d believe you, they can just be unstoppable.

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This is what happens when you encounter someone that asks you “why?” one time, which I’d venture Zuck had not experienced in decades.

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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

submitted 22 days ago • 781 comments

Dudes, and I can’t emphasize this enough, rock

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The “it’s always two dummies telling each other ‘exactly!’“ meme and the dummies are Labour and Democrats.

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Take 3 minutes to listen to Draymond Green talk about Gregg Popovich

submitted 27 days ago • 42 comments

"Hannibal Lector also supported legume farmers and vintners, and that this isn't explicitly stated in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is a critical flaw"

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