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bumpkin.so
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Some of y’all haven’t seen two high agency males going at it and it shows

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Post a hood internet track that’s been stuck in your head for 15 years This is my time to shine, I was overjoyed when I found out they’re on Apple Music The xx gonna give it to ya youtu.be/HooIQkR-xm8?...

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This implies that someone on The Onion’s staff has been to a Sainsbury’s

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I’m loving this Musk coverage from the NYT as much as everyone else, but: it’s almost definitely coming from Stephen Miller, which means they’re not going to cover his *ongoing* atrocities appropriately. Not that they have so far, I guess.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

viewpoint diversity

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone who says this in my presence better be ready to catch their head hopping across the parking lot

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

You can take boats on the Illinois River and shoot them from the back of the boat with a bow and arrow. Highly recommend on all levels.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

you would never in a million years clock this as the guy who recorded “Whatever You Like” and not, say, a Caribbean home healthcare aide trying to get a racist senior to take his meds

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

This is Nanit on a chain

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Of all the valid complaints about modern tech, and there are many, I’ll never understand whining about push notifications. Just. Turn. Them. Off. This is like the one thing we CAN control!

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Was just thinking about this yesterday. D’versity made me do a spit take when it aired youtu.be/Cxdgrb4U1hY?...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The ability to share dreams would create a whole new type of what I call a SUPER ANXIETY DREAM.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

/taps the sign

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Nobody wants to hear it now, but the original Joe Rogan of the Left was Jon Stewart. That was how college students got the news in 2004-2009 or so.

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Me at 10: I would like to be Dick Tracy. Me at 20: I will be the next Hunter S. Thompson. Me at 37: Soon they will be calling me "MR SANDWICH"!!!!

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

If you told me the Pacers went 72-10 this season I’d believe you, they can just be unstoppable.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

This is what happens when you encounter someone that asks you “why?” one time, which I’d venture Zuck had not experienced in decades.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

submitted 30 days ago • 779 comments

Dudes, and I can’t emphasize this enough, rock

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