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Berniebro with a vendetta against OnTrac. Ask me about Calvin Coolidge’s pets.
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Idk who I have become. I have become the friend that leaves early from the bars. My ass just left at 11:30 when all my friends are gonna be out till 2. I did promise day drinking tomorrow tho so it makes up for it

Guys this is the time to challenge the maga cult. Talk to your maga relatives. Make sure they know what’s happening with musk. Trust me they’re starting to break

My fav hobby of the last 24 hours is egging on Elon. I am determined for this breakup to last. No take backs

So I keep tabs on the maga people around me. They have started to like awaken. I have one that said “did you know doge didn’t even really save much money?” They really didn’t know? Tf

Musk deleted his reply 😂😂

OMG MAGA TURNING ON MUSK

OMG MAGA TURNING ON MUSK

Excuse me? Tf is this bullshit

My boyfriend is real cute. He saw me ordering lattes a lot so he bought an espresso machine to make me lattes instead

Gotta make a confession. I just shopped at target for the first time in about a year. In my defense, it was just 2 towels

Real tired of Steve Carell’s characters dying in car accidents just when they’re about to show some real growth.

Made myself some new bathroom shelves because you need a dynamic life with different hobbies

Ew my dogs just sitting in the front yard with a tie out and some dude just came by tazing at him to “warn him” I guess. Like dude the dog hasn’t moved an inch. He’s not interested and he can’t even reach you

One thing about New York is they have such better rest stops than what I have experienced around the country. They seemingly always have a gas station, 2 food options and clean bathrooms with air conditioning/heating. We are lucky to get a vending machine or toilet paper at nc rest stops.

Seneca Lake, NY 5.19.25

Good. Fuck that dude and his stans.

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Niagara-on-the-lake is the cutest towns I have ever visited. It feels like the filmed every hallmark Christmas movie here.

I have a weird feeling that trump is going to add his face to one of the passport pages

Did you guys know Frankie Muniz was a NASCAR driver now? Tf?

www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/his... nice tool for when maga says trump lowered gas prices