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Cryptid-in-training Will eat your house keys without warning A whole entry in the DSM-V
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“The repationship of male cameraderie and homosexuality: The Minecraft movie is a story of suppressed homoeroticism and in this essay…”

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Makin friends with te pigeons on my windowsil

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I am un-living Not dead Just the opposite of being alive Wanna rant but nothing useful to say Wanna scream but the void doesnt listen Wanna cry but the tears don’t come Wanna be seen as more but you’re auxiliary

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

“Talk about a case of the mondays” I say while waiting to be checked out in A&E for a concussion

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t y’all just hate being a eukaryotic being and a world designed to last forever?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Offered to show someone my wizard staff They scoffed at the cheesy innuendo Disheartened, I cast hex causing them to have disadvantage on constitution checks and take an additional 1d4 necrotic damage on attacks I make against them Never let them know your next move

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

What is the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl? I propose this: Depressive eldritch nightmare boy

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Albeeno

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Always wondered: why do I relate to animals better than I do people? Ah, the truth? I am but three possums masquerading And we all want different things But we agree we like cheese, so we have that going for us I guess

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

You’re seriously telling me that a Chicken, of all things, chowed this mein?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite part of Smiling Friends is when Smormu showed up and said “It’s Smormin’ time” and Smormed all over the place

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

🎂age: 26 going on 300 👤pronouns: He/him/it/bad dog 📏height: 5’10”~ 👟 shoe size: 12 💮zodiac: Leo 🚬smoke: na 🍃smoke: who’s asking? 🤐 🌹tattoos: 3 (not counting each finger) 👂piercings: 0 but I’ve considered it 🌈fav colors: Black, but sometimes purple 🍹fav drink: ungodly amounts of caffeine / scotch

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Instructions unclear For i have Balled too dang hard Penits stuck in hoop

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Guys be talking bout how they desperate for head, like my brother in sin the guillotine was invented as early as 1280

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Waking up at 7am on a Saturday feels like a cardinal sin I’m supposed to still be awake from last night this self-care stuff is whack

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Who up for lurking in a bog in the cool spring mists of the early hours and eating silly string straight from the can later?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Shit has me so wired I feel like a poorly managed server farm from 2002

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments