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I'm why we can't have nice things. Fear. Confusion. Chaos. My work here is done. Only to be sold as part of a multipack. He/Him.
Reskeets *ARE* endorsements. Quoteskeets "it depends".
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Shit, *OUT* out!
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It's even funnier because not only is it The Cheeto-In-Chief's spawning day, it's also the "official date" of the Monarchs, like a racehorse.
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(No shush brain, she doesnt need your nonsense....)
...Dungerbees...
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Something something sassy butt wiggle.
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I think once someone hits the age of 10, anyone being an asshole is a deliberate choice, and deserves to be roundly mocked for terrible opinions.
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When you claim to be edgy by saying mean and/or provocative shit.
Basically be an asshole for "laughs".
Examples include Elon Musk and 4chan.
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I don't care what school of magic the SRD has it listed as, this an a *ENCHANTMENT*
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<elmer_fudd_voice> Be wewwwy qwuiet....
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Worse is when they are over 50.
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Spice, not even once!
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Mr Wise!
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15 minutes sealed in the barrel, as a treat.
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Maintain eye-contact, assert dominance.
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Looks like they are just having a ruff day.
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Where did it all start? What's the Kari Retro Origin Story!
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If the model could recognise when itself was having a break from reality, then we might actually be on to something.
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Or a Royal Rumble!
My vote is for Thunderdome-style cage matches.
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Not sure, Yakkity Sax does though!
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He's actually a Borrower, and those are Cadbury's Mini Eggs.
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Have you considered Baby Goats?
bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Fucking, Jeremy.
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A Serpent, Horus and Setesh guard meet on a planet. It is a tense moment.
The Serpent guard's eyes glow.
The Horus guard's beak glistens.
The Setesh guard's nose... drips.
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"Oh um, er, you know, the usual, err, aaah...."
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PPE for everyone: Boots and gloves.
Ian: Positive pressure Cat A hazmat suit, SCBA, and a decon wash every 30 minutes.
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See also: getting my hair washed for a haircut.
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Does it only come out on rainy days?
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The fools, I hope they never catch on you'd probably do it for a packet of mystery biscuits!
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When the strong wahey energy kicks in.
Looks like you've had a brilliant day!
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They've already used, the intro to Secret War was AI generated and I bet it's rife in out of the way places.
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He's a crafty bugger, especially since his recent success outsourcing the distraction to the postie!
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I give it 6 weeks before something devastating happens to Florida and then the head of FEMA goes "Lol whut? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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They still wont give me a cap though.
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*soft and gentle hugs*
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*primes the trebuchet*
Ready when you are!
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"Werewolves, not swearwolves."
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It's why I hate travelling north, going uphill ruins my MPG.
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Also, I will absolutely take being a weird nerd over boring normie.
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It's OK, neither are most native speakers, because we stole them from somewhere else.
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I would pay *extremely good money* to see a Rifftrax/MST3K style "red button commentary" of TechDiff does Eurovision.
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We had one near my hometown called Technotrade.
It looked like a high-functioning hoarder had bought a disused 1960s department store, pushed all the cosmetics to the back of the shelves and put the parts bins from several TV repair shops and an aircraft mechanic in front of them.