calledwhiskers.bsky.social
Formerly @imacabbienow on twitter dot com. Sorry
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Someone call a doctor
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Growing up in the PNW, I experienced real humidity for the first time only last year. Oklahoma in June, 105f and 90%. Noooo thanks.
It gets hot here, but bone dry.
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I was watching The One with a friend maybe 10 years after that movie came out, after the first Drowning Pool cue I joked “wouldn’t it be funny if they played this EVERY time he fights?” …. and thennnnn
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Also required youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?...
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Best time of my life: took a 15 sabbatical, but not the part of it you’d think. The best part was waking up at sunrise without an alarm every day, and going to bed whenever I was sleepy. That’s all it takes.
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It really is that easy sometimes. 7 years back now, I’m still thinking about a gal who gave me a shiny rock.
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Welcome 🤗
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Skipped my 10-15 year reunions because I have Facebook. 20th should be this year, and guess what?
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His tiny gasp at the “popping eyes” is an all time favorite
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(Me, to my coworkers, any time I’m asked about work)
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Garbage Grinder shop in the town next to mine, but a memory
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now kith
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I think “stuff” is a perfectly cromulent term
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Lawn chair merchants, rouge IKEA employees with stuff that fell off the truck
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… purple, purple and black!
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I’m choosing to believe that this wasn’t a spoiler
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Sounds like a mutually beneficial arrangement for the parties involved
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They look like little Langoliers
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And finally an excuse to vent this, I quit the committee because the Safety Coordinator has the personality of a potato, and I felt like sleeping when he spoke. But the new coordinator is funny, personable, and outrageously hot. Not “for a lady in a factory” hot, she’s everywhere hot. Goddamnit
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I finally figured out my “hidden media” folder on my phone
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I was on the safety committee of a SHARP certified manufactury. (Hornily)
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Festivus!
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brag
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I’m somewhat enjoying the dumb discourse of this photo
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Canonically it’s called “the burly brawl”, disappointing name. Silly.
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Similar question I’ve been asked, “ask you masking?”
… 😶
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I assumed it was one of those “what I’m all about” nicknames, like Mr. Mayonnaise
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A substantial portion of the cadre
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I can’t tell if that’s pig-latin
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At least I get to keep the Cornetto Trilogy while abandoning Frost
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We are all the same parts of the cosmic consciousness, and the CPB tactical unit cosmic consciousness is kneeing my consciousness in the groin
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Me, ethnically ambiguous getting van snatched: “I prefer to think of myself as a citizen of the world!”
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Siri is this true?
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Edibles are a potion that requires you to speak the the magic words to activate, “I’m not feeling anything”
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An apology? How plebeian
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A good joke on the internet so far as I can tell
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Pine won a truth-telling contest in a church two towns away, and if they told me that I hatched from an egg I’d believe them.
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It’s “…a fight, baby
Or “… a fight-baby”
Either way I’m in.
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Like actually rough full contact, and then someone gets pinned, and then:
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At the end of the day, basically all calories are derived from photosynthesis
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But also these ones can still wield cops
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Take one of these, replenish your electrolytes
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Long? You’re like 5’4”, at most
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Listen, I just think we should be critical of building power structures that could be turned against us, and I think I could better explain myself near this bog.
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I want to make a boat just for the opportunity to seal it with that goop
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And it’s past my bedtime