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Purveyor of #NCFC eye candy (mainly/not exclusively) Eternal optimist (except during bad times). Seeker of universal truths "Funny, original, informative." - Anonymous Click #CanaryFiles for your Y&G nostalgia.

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Robert - joking or not, the point is you (a journalist) is several orders of lower importance than the Prime Minister of the country. (he didn't have to pay for the bus ride).

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Taking my Mum's ashes to be interred at a local cemetery tomorrow. She made it to 94. Her final journey. Our final act. 😥

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"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile, on Bluesky...

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It might be an age thing but I've come to realise that there are few pleasures in life as great as successfully peeling a hard-boiled egg that you have boiled yourself. 🤤

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I would have huge (likely irreconcilable) issues if the football club I supported was taken over by either Saudi owners or an American one known to be a big & enthusiastic Trump donor. Still unsure of Mr. Attanasio at #NCFC. 🤔 bsky.app/profile/phil...

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That roundabout is magic.

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4 years today. #NCFC back in the PL (again) and fixtures released. Liverpool, Man City & Arsenal in first 5 games 😩 Wonder how that went..

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2 years today. Kellen Fisher signed for #NCFC. 55 1st team appearances since. Canaries Young player of the season 24/25. Excellent progress so far.

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Still not caught..

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Titz was briefly in the frame for the #NCFC job (and we all chortled for a bit). He's staying in Germany.

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And fuels Newcastle Utd lest we forget (many seem to have).

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They still haven't caught the white guy who murdered the US politician yesterday. If he'd been black, they would have shot and killed him 12 hours ago..

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Pretty much anything by Paul McCartney post 1980ish.

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What a blisteringly exciting start to Infantino's pet little project. 😏 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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I sincerely hope former #NCFC hero Ben Godfrey recovers mentally & emotionally from his embarrassing loan period in Suffolk when on the odd occasion he did get on the pitch, he was stuck anywhere but his natural position. He's young enough to put it behind him and recover some dignity elsewhere.

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Who is your favourite #NCFC CB of recent times (played >50 games)? (a much-maligned category of Canary). 😬 Martin Bassong Klose Godfrey Zimmermann Hanley Gibson Duffy

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except it never got anywhere close to 11 (more like a 2).

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Trump is incredibly unpopular in his own country. He's propped up by rich folks, sycophants, right wing propaganda that would make North Korea blush, and a dodgy electoral system which means only the votes of people in a handful of swing states end up mattering.

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Sound on!

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#NoKings (please).

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No expert but that is terrible marching. At least when the UK puts on a military thing, it's done professionally. This just makes the US military look amateurish.

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Oligargle my balls and National Guard deez nuts.

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More people turned out to watch the #NCFC trophy parade back in 2019 than attended Trump's Fash parade y-day. What a jackass..

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How do you make a 45M dollar parade look cheap, tacky & sad all at the same time? Ask Dictator Trump - he managed it 😂

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Brentford considering promoting their set piece coach (with no head coach experience) to head coach in the PL. They've had a good run but all it takes is a successful head coach to leave, 2-3 key players to move on and a bad choice for next coach and things can fall apart fast. Boxes being ticked.

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UK still has a king of course but he's basically for the tourists and horse-based ceremonies these days thankfully. #NoKings

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Jack Grealish seems to have fallen out at Man City in a similar way to how Todd Cantwell fell out at #NCFC. They had it all on a plate and dropped the plate.

Robert - joking or not, the point is you (a journalist) is several orders of lower importance than the Prime Minister of the country. (he didn't have to pay for the bus ride).

Taking my Mum's ashes to be interred at a local cemetery tomorrow. She made it to 94. Her final journey. Our final act. 😥

"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile, on Bluesky...

It might be an age thing but I've come to realise that there are few pleasures in life as great as successfully peeling a hard-boiled egg that you have boiled yourself. 🤤

I would have huge (likely irreconcilable) issues if the football club I supported was taken over by either Saudi owners or an American one known to be a big & enthusiastic Trump donor. Still unsure of Mr. Attanasio at #NCFC. 🤔 bsky.app/profile/phil...

That roundabout is magic.

4 years today. #NCFC back in the PL (again) and fixtures released. Liverpool, Man City & Arsenal in first 5 games 😩 Wonder how that went..

2 years today. Kellen Fisher signed for #NCFC. 55 1st team appearances since. Canaries Young player of the season 24/25. Excellent progress so far.

Still not caught..

Titz was briefly in the frame for the #NCFC job (and we all chortled for a bit). He's staying in Germany.

And fuels Newcastle Utd lest we forget (many seem to have).

They still haven't caught the white guy who murdered the US politician yesterday. If he'd been black, they would have shot and killed him 12 hours ago..

Pretty much anything by Paul McCartney post 1980ish.

What a blisteringly exciting start to Infantino's pet little project. 😏 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I sincerely hope former #NCFC hero Ben Godfrey recovers mentally & emotionally from his embarrassing loan period in Suffolk when on the odd occasion he did get on the pitch, he was stuck anywhere but his natural position. He's young enough to put it behind him and recover some dignity elsewhere.

Who is your favourite #NCFC CB of recent times (played >50 games)? (a much-maligned category of Canary). 😬 Martin Bassong Klose Godfrey Zimmermann Hanley Gibson Duffy

except it never got anywhere close to 11 (more like a 2).

Trump is incredibly unpopular in his own country. He's propped up by rich folks, sycophants, right wing propaganda that would make North Korea blush, and a dodgy electoral system which means only the votes of people in a handful of swing states end up mattering.

Sound on!

#NoKings (please).

No expert but that is terrible marching. At least when the UK puts on a military thing, it's done professionally. This just makes the US military look amateurish.

Oligargle my balls and National Guard deez nuts.

More people turned out to watch the #NCFC trophy parade back in 2019 than attended Trump's Fash parade y-day. What a jackass..

How do you make a 45M dollar parade look cheap, tacky & sad all at the same time? Ask Dictator Trump - he managed it 😂

Brentford considering promoting their set piece coach (with no head coach experience) to head coach in the PL. They've had a good run but all it takes is a successful head coach to leave, 2-3 key players to move on and a bad choice for next coach and things can fall apart fast. Boxes being ticked.

UK still has a king of course but he's basically for the tourists and horse-based ceremonies these days thankfully. #NoKings

Jack Grealish seems to have fallen out at Man City in a similar way to how Todd Cantwell fell out at #NCFC. They had it all on a plate and dropped the plate.

Outstanding 👏 #NoKings

D.C. Air Traffic Controllers Given Day Off To Attend Military Parade