cantard.bsky.social
Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots.
Bringing Honesty, Integrity, and Dignity back to Congress.
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What is good in life?
Cohen: Linen. And soft toilet paper.
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Back in the day they asked:
"Why do the liberals come to the Fox comment section to troll?"
To which I responded:
"Because that is where the fish are."
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Trump hates his followers and looks for any excuse to screw them.
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I remember getting the THX remaster at Target. Cleaned up the effects with nothing added content wise. Before the dark times. Before the CGI creatures were stuck in everywhere. Before Solo got nerfed into shooting second.
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I have Star Wars on VHS, a working VHS player, and yeah the original is much rougher. You can see big color blocks around the ships flying through space, as the effects of incorporating the physical models are far cruder than we have today. It irritates me that Disney+ uses the version with Jabba.
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"Complete and utter horseshit to help politicians avoid accountability."
I'm going to hold you accountable by -not- participating in the only process to hold an elected official accountable.
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What about the innocents?
Fine - Fuck them kids.
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From the bleachers:
~tax cuts never pay for themselves!~
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85 years of lore, where several different people have the name, her origin radically changes, as does her marital status.
No nonsense space cop with a power maul who gets flirty with John Stewart works for me.
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This is a guy that's been knocking around since the 11th century and renaming himself after dead kids every 40-60 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8...
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Liam Neeson replacing Leslie Nielsen because that they have virtually the same name feels like it should be part of the gag.
Hope they at least play the Police Squad theme at some point.
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Necron leadership likes:
-Collecting things
-murder
-games of strategy\cookies and cream.
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Setting the joke aside, some cognitive disconnects:
How does a trumpet work when you don't actually breathe?
How does a trumpet work in the vacuum of space?
Why would you need a trumpet when your voice is literally synthesized?
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Had to yeet him and quite a few of his followers into the Phantom Zone after he called me a Trump supporter just after the election. His "wisdom" shall not be missed.
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Had a Boston that would dive down in six feet of water to recover his toy. Loved that water dog.
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Bless you monsours for slaying the vile Marquis du Bonbont.
-Our pleasure.
He was a wicked vampire.
-French aristocrats, am I right?
The vampire clans will be thrown into a fervor over this.
-Wait, he was a literal vampire?
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I love this because reading the book\journal\etc gives you not only the context of the information but you also presumably selected the book because you consider it a credible source.
The AI is just casting the net and pulling in data from God knows what sources or contexts.
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Men:
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VtR has a fluff blurb where a Vamp tries to kill another one in his home and finds a crap ton of power tools and boxes of blue jeans.
When asked, the target tells him "Vampire" is just what he is. A seller of distressed jeans in who is he.
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No self respecting vampire is a Marquis. Count screams "vampire", Marquis screams "French".
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Can't be a proper vampire unless you rank as a Count. Sure, you're hot shit as a Duke, but that's just putting on airs as a vampire. Baron? What a loser.
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Disney - Hey kids! Come see Hunchback and fly with Quasimodo!
Hunchback - Listen to the darkest song about a sexually repressed man you have ever heard.
Love me some Tony Jay.
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I still remember him demanding during the 1/6 trial that an article not be allowed as evidence because it quoted him receiving a phone call from Guiliani looking for...Tuberville(?) to continue contesting the election results. And it was on video that he confirmed he got the call.
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Staring at: "would lead to higher prices"
Great for the farmers, less great for the biofuel industries that have to pay them, and less great for the final consumers of those biofuels.
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Made in China and riddled with spyware no doubt.
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Pretty sure the last patriot phone or whatever that Candice Owens was hawking was made in China.
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MAGA would dance a jig with that definition.
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Nice of him to give the reason for the arrest as "running your mouth" instead of whatever he'll put on the arrest report.
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This the water fountain story?
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Well yeah, if you use lethal force against the police I would naturally expect them to use lethal force in return. But I would think it more appropriate for LEOs to encourage peaceful protest and respect for private property than to issue death threats...which maybe counter productive.
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Didn't the Israeli missile defense system demonstrate already that Iran is fairly impotent in that regard? A land or sea invasion would be impressive, as there are some other countries and potentially hostile seas separating them.
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Isn't it literally against the law to assault a US Senator and impede or interfere in the performance of their duties? Jumping a Senator with oversight duties over DHS and forcefully handcuffing him on the ground because he tried to ask a question seems to fit.
www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
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Happy birthday!
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To-to senti! to-to senti!
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Fetterman, a senior government official: I support assassinating senior government officials of enemy states!
My dude, you sure about that? That saloon door swings both ways.
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Them: Israel should fight their own wars!
Israel:
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Today I struck and actor out of anger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzZ...
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...No one has set foot on the moon in my life time. So...big if true.
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Nope, I'd say my guess was spot on. You are a bad person making excuses for murderers. Fling all the mud at me you like, but you are the only one justifying heinous crimes.
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Bird: [looks around]
~Cheep Cheep Cheep~
Bird: [cautiously looks into the brush for the baby bird in distress.] Cheep?
Cheetah:
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Yeah, or I can just say you are a bad person that is making excuses for the murderers of innocents.
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Israel does some pretty fucked up stuff and deserves the blame and censure they get. That said:
"The PFLP claimed responsibility for the November 2014 Jerusalem synagogue massacre in which four Jewish worshippers and a policeman were killed with axes, knives, and a gun, while seven were injured."
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He is giving a speech on the Senate for to vote to confirm someone for the IRS. Proof in the pudding will be when the IRS nominee passes with no defectors from the Republicans.
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Got into conversation with a young lady upset because I suggested the LA protestors should distance themselves from a guy cos playing as a PFLP member waving a Mexican flag.
Settled for a block one she used Israel's complicated founding to justify modern acts of terror against innocents.
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The US Senate is apparently not allowed to ask a question of the DHS secretary unless requested before hand and through channels.
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So...any of your Republican...friends...going to back a play seeking retribution for this attack on a US Senator by the Executive branch?
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Per 1A rights you are allowed to record law enforcement. Also, arresting US Senator for daring to speak to the DHS Sec is unlawful.
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My mistake. You are a Tankie. I think we can stop here.
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-Murders a child in the street.-
Me: That evil mother fucker killed a kid!
You: Shit happened. That kid deserved it.