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来跟着我一起恐惧😱~Cinephile maniac, horror film aficionado, RocknRoller, AuDHD, 🌊🌊pro-Democracy… and probably a bunch of other things. As seen on Twitter: @CapnBennett
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BREAKING: Trump to sign executive orders defunding multiple sclerosis research and annulling the 13th Amendment due to their association with MS-13.

Also the White House: “Russia can expect the return of Alaska by June.”

DOGE is SO efficient that it has room for an extra letter, compared to those wasteful, pork-bloated 3-letter agencies.

We really need to start referring to this era as the “Brown Age”—since everything King BMidas touches turns to shit (including, now, America and humanity itself).

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In this Philly diner, Adrian still means Talia Shire. But they do know this: if you can’t admit that Americans are too retarded to work in tech, you should step back and fuck yourself in the face.

CNN: “trump’s ambitious death camp progrom could usher in America’s largest demographic shakeup since the Trail of Tears”

The Chinese internet has long been the breeding ground for an entire culture of creative slang terms, puns and euphemisms designed to circumvent the Great Fire Wall. We’re now starting to see similar behavior on Twitter, as truth tellers attempt to evade throttling by Elon’s Free Speech Algorithm.

This photo was taken by a guy with a new phone trying to figure out how much evil the UX would let him put in-frame

Lindy Li on making integrity great again: ”It’s the greatest honor of my life to be of service to MVP as we fight against creeping GOP fascism… Ooh, my check from Fox News just cleared! Fuck you, Kamala, you fucking loser! Go home to your ‘middle class family,’ ya skank! Woo-hoo, fascism, yay!”

Too often neurotypical people will describe us neurodivergents as being “not all there.” But it’s actually the opposite. We’re too much there—making us so overwhelmed by everything always, we’re likely not going to react “properly” to the pointless things you say to us. #neurodivergent #AuDHD

The pro-Kremlin accounts on Twitter are really working overtime this evening, clogging up my feed like nothing I’ve ever seen before. It’s like 90% anti-West, anti-NATO, anti-US imperialism gibberish. It’s overkill, born out of increasing desperation… which makes it funny as a motherfucker. Losers.

You all are acting like Hunter Biden stole classified documents and tried to overturn a free and fair election. Relax.

One thing about being infected with the woke mind virus is that it helps you sleep much better at night compared to those infected with the Putin/MAGA mind virus.