capndredd.bsky.social
来跟着我一起恐惧😱～Cinephile maniac, horror film aficionado, RocknRoller, AuDHD, 🌊🌊pro-Democracy… and probably a bunch of other things.
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If Greg Abbott won’t even stand up for the disabled, what will he stand for?
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If the Leon Branch absorbs the executive and legislative branches, as is currently happening, wouldn’t that leave us with just two branches?
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At this point, we’re just a couple of weeks out from Americans booing the US national anthem en masse.
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Can you at least take back Ted Cruz while you’re at it? Pretty please?
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Whether it’s wages and employment increasing across the board under Joe Biden, or donald trump facilitating total economic collapse with tariffs on allies, both parties have an economy problem.
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The silver lining is that we’re back to measuring terms of office in Scaramuccis, and Hegseth will be too drunk to last till March. The bad news is, his successor could very well be MTG, Ted Bundy’s reanimated corpse, or Kim Jong Un.
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Whether it’s trump repeatedly praising Hitler and pardoning hundreds of violent neo-Nazis or Democrats sharply criticizing Elon Musk’s Nazi salute, Joe Biden and the Democratic Party clearly need to get their Nazi problem under control.
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Sadly, neither were we.
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High School Confidential
The House ethics report that Matt Gaetz has done a whole lotta shakin’ of his great balls of fire with underage girls leaves us so breathless that even the late, great teenage-girl lady ‘Killer’ Jerry Lee Lewis would be screamin’, “Goodness gracious!”
by Maureen Dowd
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Not all of them pay for sex. A lot of them simply prey on children instead.
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And when Mon Mothma goes on to accept a sweet gig on Womp Rat News where she immediately starts heckling the Resistance as a bunch of fucking losers.
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I figured it was Elon nervously deploying his algorithm to distract the public with a hoax about mysterious drones because a member of the oligarchy just had his claim publicly adjusted by a vigilante in Manhattan and the entire country, left and right, united in celebration.
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Is this a harder “no” than giving your entire, detailed medical history to Grok?
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现在像Lindy Li一样的这种见利忘义的grifters，实在是层出不穷。
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原来Lindy Li也只不过是个见利忘义的小grifter，没想到这种人真是层出不穷啊
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14-year-old me saw this on opening weekend. I was the only person in the theater; it was great. Tony Scott left us way too soon.
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How do we know you’re not actually Emmett Richter (whose face nobody’s ever seen)?
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🖐️
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You didn’t misunderstand. He didn’t donate to anyone. What he did do was bribe and commit a hostile takeover of the US government.
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She makes wine from the best years look old and haggard.
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🙋🏻♂️
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I mean, it’s already starting to do just that. And he hasn’t even taken office yet.
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If ginormous tariffs on everything count as a fine, then Americans who couldn’t be bothered to vote are about to get a pretty decent-sized fine.
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I, for one, fully and wholeheartedly support RFK Jr in his endeavor to drink raw milk.
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The plan is to send in the clowns:
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@capndredd.bsky.social 👽
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Please do us all (yet another) solid and find a way to win against this dipshit.
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I’m the opposite type: I can no longer watch anything unless there are perfectly synched subtitles.
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I’d imagine (or at least hope) the second guarantee would be no small percentage of his employees will be secretly investigating him.
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You can't fool me! There ain't no sanity clause!
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To Millie: 🎁 (spoiler: It’s a box of Scooby Snacks). Happy Birthday!🎂🎈🎉
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Holy crap! You win. Mine is that I’ll be spending today working another 15-hour day because I lose my health insurance if I work less than a certain number of hours each week. And holidays aren’t paid.