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If there aren’t ten songs with samples of this out by next week our culture is dead.

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Jesus, these are terrible, terrible times.

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Hope for the future.

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Gosh, I wonder why that could be.

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*narrator* he did in fact come back.

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Just the name Big Beautiful Bill makes me twitch with revulsion. As a pro wrestler that’d be spot on. As a piece of American legislation? Embarrassing to say the least.

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“I think it’s bad for your mental health. I think posting things public all day and arguing things with people all day is bad for you.” Dude, that’s your WHOLE PODCAST. Lighting that fuse is ALL YOU DO.

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Like fighting a “war on drugs” by unilaterally attacking users.

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I have NO idea how @theonion.com stays ahead of reality.

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very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

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As imperial collapses go, this one is making for BANGING television.

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That’s the K talking.

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It’s the masks that send me. A motherfucker claiming to be a cop but wearing a mask comes at me, I’m going down shooting.

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Well of course, there’s the unpleasant reality that he is 100% correct. He’s dumb and mean and crass, sure, but he is very, very good at his job, which is exploiting simpletons.

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I mean…knowing what we know, wouldn’t it be more incredible if he didn’t?

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This is what happens when maniacally eschatological Christians are given the wheel. People who crave God’s final judgment should not be allowed to vote.

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Maybe. Maybe we need to cut them some slack. Kinda hard to withdraw WITH NO FUCKIN PLANES!

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Happy Pride Month, gang!

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Russians helplessly watched as Ukrainian Trojan drones took off one after another from the container parked next to an air base to strike strategic bombers.

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It’s unbelieveable to me how much damage Russia’s war in Ukraine has done… …to Russia.

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Ukraine could’ve launched the attack on civilian population centers, like Russia does to them daily. Instead, they chose a strictly military target - the very bombers being used to kill Ukrainian civilians. A brilliant operation solely designed to defend their own people.

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Trade deals: Trump 47’s “infrastructure week”.

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Au contraire. His craziness IS his brand. And 77 1/4 million people voted for him to be President a SECOND TIME.

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They keep saying this, and then people go to their taps and turn them on, and go oh, there isn’t a problem, it’s just the lamestream media doing their Chicken Little bit. If there is a higher intelligence, humanity’s extinction path will be the most entertaining one they’ve ever seen.

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Can't wait to see that on a yard sign! The Republican Party is a death cult.

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Look, I get the gist of this issue and I sympathize, but Bert and Ernie aren’t gay. Nor are they straight. They just don’t fuck. They’re not sexual beings whatsoever. They’re purely representative of annoying roommates and how you have to get along with people.

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Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit

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Riiiiiight…

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Well, today I learned, from an episode of NOVA, the term ‘drapetomania’. And once again 1.) Humanity on the whole is disappointing. 2.) My own naïveté is disappointing. 3.) PBS is invaluable.

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Sidebar: that Nazi bitch flopped like an @nba.com All-Star. An act like that could translate to a handsome career in professional soccer.

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The sheer fucking arrogance of these cocksuckers is staggering.

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Well of course.

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“solve a knot of problems”. Like having to employ people. When autonomous trucking hits, it’ll make up for the lack of drivers…by wiping out the entire job altogether. reader.foreignaffairs.com/2023/02/28/p...

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