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Why isn’t his secret service detail anywhere to be found?

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My money is on him finally going for it on the Superman t shirt under his shirt gag that they talked him out of when he flew back to the White House after he tragically recovered from COVID.

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An aptly named facility in that case.

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That’s what got him elected: millions of Americans with their grasp of culture and geopolitics mired in frameworks decades out of date. As Mark Twain said, “Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?”

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He told Israel not to hit them and they totally ignored him.

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THAT’S WHAT YOU VOTED FOR VINNIE. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED. I swear to Christ. How fucking dumb are Trump voters?

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Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.

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"Soldiers don’t aim rifles at the people they swear to defend. Full stop." - Rick Wilson therickwilson.substack.com/p/the-purpos...

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And then Russia lashed out against apartment buildings. I miss being on the good guys’ side.

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“Domo arigato Herr Gruppenfuhrer Otto”?

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“potential death”?

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They’ll just quarter them with civilians in their houses. After all, no reason not to, right?

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Notice how while ICE arrests people without a warrant, invades homes without a warrant, & disappears people into death camps—NRA is silent. Know why? Because NRA was never about firearm protection—but about white supremacy protection. As long as ICE targets mostly Black & brown people, NRA is happy

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If there aren’t ten songs with samples of this out by next week our culture is dead.

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Jesus, these are terrible, terrible times.

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Hope for the future.

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Gosh, I wonder why that could be.

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*narrator* he did in fact come back.

submitted 7 days ago • 248 comments

Just the name Big Beautiful Bill makes me twitch with revulsion. As a pro wrestler that’d be spot on. As a piece of American legislation? Embarrassing to say the least.

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“I think it’s bad for your mental health. I think posting things public all day and arguing things with people all day is bad for you.” Dude, that’s your WHOLE PODCAST. Lighting that fuse is ALL YOU DO.

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Like fighting a “war on drugs” by unilaterally attacking users.

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I have NO idea how @theonion.com stays ahead of reality.

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very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

submitted 9 days ago • 283 comments

As imperial collapses go, this one is making for BANGING television.

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That’s the K talking.

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It’s the masks that send me. A motherfucker claiming to be a cop but wearing a mask comes at me, I’m going down shooting.

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Well of course, there’s the unpleasant reality that he is 100% correct. He’s dumb and mean and crass, sure, but he is very, very good at his job, which is exploiting simpletons.

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I mean…knowing what we know, wouldn’t it be more incredible if he didn’t?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is what happens when maniacally eschatological Christians are given the wheel. People who crave God’s final judgment should not be allowed to vote.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe. Maybe we need to cut them some slack. Kinda hard to withdraw WITH NO FUCKIN PLANES!

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Happy Pride Month, gang!

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Russians helplessly watched as Ukrainian Trojan drones took off one after another from the container parked next to an air base to strike strategic bombers.

submitted 12 days ago • 41 comments

It’s unbelieveable to me how much damage Russia’s war in Ukraine has done… …to Russia.

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Ukraine could’ve launched the attack on civilian population centers, like Russia does to them daily. Instead, they chose a strictly military target - the very bombers being used to kill Ukrainian civilians. A brilliant operation solely designed to defend their own people.

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Trade deals: Trump 47’s “infrastructure week”.

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