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No Kings But Kirby.

Don’t forget, he used to end his campaign rallies with You Can’t Always Get What You Want. I always thought that was his wink to the smarks to let them know it was a joke all along. But that was back when I badly overrated our collective intelligence.

Gotta confess: in my head I carve out exemptions for Jack Kirby and Ash from the Evil Dead movies, but otherwise, nope. #nokings

Again, NO. It’s not a win that a people’s economic necessity has indirectly secured them due process. Due process is due process, period. You don’t get protection of the law because it would be expensive not to provide you with it. Why does the left always cede choice of battlefield?

NO. NO NO NO. We say “no kings” because no kings, simple as that. If somebody wanted to make Obama king, or Tom Hanks, or Fred Rogers or whoever, we would say “no kings”. It’s not because the would-be king would be bad at it or is an awful person. It’s because no kings, period.

Why isn’t his secret service detail anywhere to be found?

My money is on him finally going for it on the Superman t shirt under his shirt gag that they talked him out of when he flew back to the White House after he tragically recovered from COVID.

An aptly named facility in that case.

That’s what got him elected: millions of Americans with their grasp of culture and geopolitics mired in frameworks decades out of date. As Mark Twain said, “Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?”

He told Israel not to hit them and they totally ignored him.

THAT’S WHAT YOU VOTED FOR VINNIE. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED. I swear to Christ. How fucking dumb are Trump voters?

Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.

"Soldiers don’t aim rifles at the people they swear to defend. Full stop." - Rick Wilson therickwilson.substack.com/p/the-purpos...

And then Russia lashed out against apartment buildings. I miss being on the good guys’ side.

“Domo arigato Herr Gruppenfuhrer Otto”?

“potential death”?

They’ll just quarter them with civilians in their houses. After all, no reason not to, right?

Notice how while ICE arrests people without a warrant, invades homes without a warrant, & disappears people into death camps—NRA is silent. Know why? Because NRA was never about firearm protection—but about white supremacy protection. As long as ICE targets mostly Black & brown people, NRA is happy

If there aren’t ten songs with samples of this out by next week our culture is dead.

Jesus, these are terrible, terrible times.

Hope for the future.

Gosh, I wonder why that could be.

*narrator* he did in fact come back.

Just the name Big Beautiful Bill makes me twitch with revulsion. As a pro wrestler that’d be spot on. As a piece of American legislation? Embarrassing to say the least.

“I think it’s bad for your mental health. I think posting things public all day and arguing things with people all day is bad for you.” Dude, that’s your WHOLE PODCAST. Lighting that fuse is ALL YOU DO.

Like fighting a “war on drugs” by unilaterally attacking users.

I have NO idea how @theonion.com stays ahead of reality.

very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

As imperial collapses go, this one is making for BANGING television.

That’s the K talking.

It’s the masks that send me. A motherfucker claiming to be a cop but wearing a mask comes at me, I’m going down shooting.

Well of course, there’s the unpleasant reality that he is 100% correct. He’s dumb and mean and crass, sure, but he is very, very good at his job, which is exploiting simpletons.

I mean…knowing what we know, wouldn’t it be more incredible if he didn’t?

This is what happens when maniacally eschatological Christians are given the wheel. People who crave God’s final judgment should not be allowed to vote.