captainhelion.bsky.social
The same Eli you know and love*, now with 12% less grease!
NZ-based history, wargames, and RPG nerd, for my crimes
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1000% put it up there always
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its around 70% meetings about tax rates and bribe negotiations
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the world is on fire and there are one hundred thousand Tasks that must be done and also Seymour with his stupid damn slimey shit
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horrah! i only barely managed to do it yesterday, and it was literally the only job i had to do
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"okay we need a pilot for the XP-Qr7. Get a new girl out and slap her in the microwave for twenty"
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busting a new mech pilot out of storage like theyre spaghetti in a retort pouch
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happy birthday to HER
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I don't THINK there's much in the way of selenium deficiencies in pre-Colonial Māori, but lbr if we're talking Post-Apoc we're almost certainly talking "half assed attempts to replicate european agriculture despite its obvious inappropriateness"
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NZ has relatively low selenium in our soil, so it gets added to a bunch of things and I'm just like
Hmmmmmmmmmm
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I can hear the chainswords a-whirring
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im eli!
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i haven't been watching it, but i would be VERY interested, because its a very curious thing and definitely one that'll be Interested In Adaptation
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oh NOW we talking
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a tragedy
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Hell yeah
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With the addition of LI and Joytoy figures you could get 4 whole generations of Me and My Son
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this is the greatest thing you have ever done in the field of miniatures
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i always assumed the song is diagetic, commissioned for advertising
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Also theyre giving me like $12 real american dollar, which is pretty nice to get in these days of Exchange Rates
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logan 😌
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thank you for your wisdom
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i understand
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as someone who knows shit about fuck regarding flutes, what's the situation here?
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beautiful baby boy
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he's so adult!
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you and me both
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how good is a lasanga topper
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oh fuck yes that goes hard
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LeoPointing.gif
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Israel is a Jewish trauma script: "Never again be weak, never again be at someone's mercy. The world is a field of danger." Israel both weaponizes and triggers Jewish historical trauma. It needs the trauma script on loop for it to be coherent. Few Israelis can afford to see this.
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The war that began on Oct 7, 2023 is Israel's last war. Not because Israel's victory (or defeat) is imminent. Not because after this war, Israel will find peace. But because Israel will be in a constant state of war from here on, as a very condition of its existence.
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I think it's gotta be overall mass, so definitely B
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preferably no one has done that to my pumpkin
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There sure are! I've been in both for non-bridge events!
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oooohhhh friend
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I dgaf about camera quality, demand a 3.5 jack, and would like to be able to use the phone all day without running out of battery and that's largely my needs
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for more than $1k you should be getting a handset that can give you a fucking handy
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i am too cheap and too poor for this conversation what do you MEAN you're willingly paying $2400 for a CELL PHONE
WHO IS BLACKMAILING YOU INTO THIS
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robot girls who take off their shoes at the end of the day and step into a river or the sea to cool off in a huge cloud of steam
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I support basically any attempts to idea-cuck Heinlein
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damn 😔
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oh no what's the angle
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full of love! and seeds