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Writer who's constantly giving himself titles he made up. Like cobbling fantasy and jokes. He/him pronouns and gender identity and such. 31. https://www.maxdweckwriting.com
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY CANCER RESEARCH FOR THIS!? I WAS IN A CRUCIAL MOMENT AND LOST EVERYTHING!
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Can I have a piggy back ride
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How many glass objects has he broken in his life?
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I’m not going to apologize for having manners.
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He cooked both fish in the ocean!? Now there are none left!
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Body sushi but instead of sushi it's the menu of IHOP.
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It's always hero on the first playthrough, villain on the second.
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Cramming Rigatoni Into Neil Gaiman's Eyes
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Bagel sandwiches.
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Fair. Hard to have a hot take on the guy. But he IS cool and SHOULD be brought back.
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Brother Power the Geek.
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That's why you place a bunch of paper bags from the grocery store all around. I've been stocking up for a couple months.
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Doesn’t really taste like an Oreo at all. Weird alternative to a classic peppermint candy cane. Not bad just as a piece of candy though. Think I would enjoy them more as just a normal hard candy drop kind of thing.
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The thing that's really killer is Oda created Franky FOR Yao. He loved having him in the anime as Jango and Mr. 2 and was like "How do I keep this man employed forever?" In a weird way this is the worst character it could've happened to.
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Oh hell yeah, you're here now! I love Death Generator!
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There're actually multiple episodes of the Muppet Show that support this. Episode 208: Statler and Waldorf try out for the show with a song and dance number, but only Sam the Eagle likes it. Episode 517: Statler and Waldorf take over running the show as a challenge from Kermit and can't hack it.
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I'm sorry, what was that last one?
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Counterpoint: Why bother playing sax UNLESS you're going this hard?
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#48: Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories This one started as Larxene being confused by the concept of food, but then I decided to see what other portraits were available and Axel's enthusiasm was too good to pass up on.
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Relevant classic: www.shortpacked.com/comic/batman...
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Have y'all listened to the Deluxe edition of Alestorm's "No Grave But the Sea"? It's got a bunch of dog versions of their songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JFZ...
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I remember a YT video about her. The article barely mentions it, but this lady's a racist who constantly harassed the victim's children for playing outside, saying they couldn't play there even though the owner of that place told her those kids were allowed to play there. She's rotten to the core.