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captmurphy.bsky.social
Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
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My experience having the car stall out at an intersection (but not in it!) is that maybe we are simply too far gone as a society.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

SUSAN COLLINS IS CONCERNED. TAKE A SHOT.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Wait when did we eliminate deuce from mixed doubles?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the music video for Intergalactic on repeat because being a parent rules.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Ruthless.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The child slept until 7:40 and now refuses to nap so if you need me, I’ll be walking in traffic.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just sitting in the bathroom trying to convince a toddler to please put her underwear on.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

At what point is nitrous oxide an acceptable nap time tool?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It’s smoker season, yall.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Still giddy. Shit housed United into bankruptcy.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If Sonny lifting a trophy doesn’t warm your heart, you support Arsenal or Chelsea I assume.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Getiiiiiiiiinnnn

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Dying.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Mickey.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

GET IN

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna lose my mind over this fucking ref.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments