captmurphy.bsky.social
Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
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Call it what it is, you cowards.
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The best part of this is thinking critically for two minutes. Probably triggers a headache.
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Look at this guy not saying Kindergarten Cop.
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What’s your favorite Adult Swim cartoon?
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Shout out to the young woman in the forester who gave me a sympathy wave though.
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They love to be ridden.
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I hope AI throws you into a volcano.
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Hey man fuck you.
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Gen X underrated sucks a lot.
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Well did he?
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He spent a huge chunk of Heller being wrong about how commas work. The guy was a clown.
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The child asked to watch the Beastie Boys this morning. It rules but also this has backfired badly.
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Your theories intrigue me, I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Edibles, dawg.
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He threw like five no hit innings against the Cubs! It was ugly af but still!
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I remember being excited for Jordan Lyles’s first start. Dark days, my friend.
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The midfield is so so good and Dembele is basically perfect for the front.
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Luis Enrique is a really good coach.
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That guy looks like some horrible zoomer version of Gavin Rosdale.
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Or honestly maybe it can.
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The answer to everything can’t be “put it in the fawkin’ mixer”
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Who the fuck cares what you think?
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A little dry, would wrap it when it hits the plateau to keep more moisture in. Also not sure about a higher temp (cooked mostly at 275).
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*Home Improvement laugh*
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My big takeaway from that chart is Live was around in 1992??
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My dogs make me give them a treat before they’ll go outside and then expect one when they come back inside. I’m a stupid sucker.
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Sorry I already watched my fun awesome parade with extremely drunk players.
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Should have been a yellow based on the sheer brazenness.
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The stupidest god damn people.
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I have waffled some considering just how bad the league run has been. But mate, I am all in on Ange now.
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Sonny I love you, always in my heart so happy.
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