capulet.bsky.social
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$tslaq
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Tesla ticker symbol ("TSLA") + "Q" which is NASDAQ notation for bankruptcy (per en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TSLAQ)
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this.
(minor correction: tslaq started on twitter but these days resides here and on discord)
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he's got deece vibes too tho
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updated the spreadsheet, will update the site soon.
a few dead pixels doesn't invalidate the camera's image
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can i officiate this union
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time for me and @edzitron.com to combine into UltraMechaEd and defeat this ultimate techbro demon
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NHTSA statement to press about Tesla robotaxi incidents seen in videos shared online after the company started offering driverless trips in Austin, Texas to invited riders...
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stopping dead in the middle of a 35 mph road just because you see a cop car in a parking lot is neither safe, nor legal, nor evidence of a well-engineered automated driving system
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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usually it takes a good deal of observation to catch an AV blatantly breaking the rules of the road, but this was literally the first fully driverless Tesla I've seen and it was dangerously breaking the law within minutes of observation... really sweet situation out on your streets here, Austin!
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god damn this is so profoundly embarrassing, just the most intense loser energy ever seen in the self-driving sector... and that is saying something
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putting aside skepticism about the benefits, i'd argue that spells out cheating - and clearly they're leaning into that with messaging
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they provide a service that helps people intentionally hide a real-time process that normally comes with at least some sort of expectation of a designator (e.g., a bot member entry in a meeting member list or store signs telling you that you're on camera) in order to supposedly give them an "edge"
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"manifesto"
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a lot of post-industrial capitalism comes down to creating high-precision simulacra. you could say that it engendering someone who erects simulacra personally and professionally is actually the system vibing
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maybe they can take solace in the fact that Mars 2026 was never going to happen once they relearn how facts work
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gimme gimme
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in the end, i somehow got back in your good graces (i think)🤗
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those are rookie numbers
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nope
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i don't want to alarm elon but no one likes him and no one will like whatever cracked out TESCREAL-lite party he forms
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I'm not loyal to anyone. Sergey Brin thought he was my friend until I met his wife, now she spending his Google money on RFK Jr campaigns. I'm popping South African quaaludes from P.W. Botha's private stash. Smoking illegal Zambia emeralds. I been scamming so long I sold the yellow pages to Compaq,
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sure, Musk has become wildly unpopular in the last two years, but his entire twenty-year upswing was built on the idea that there is this vast reserve of "critics rooting for Elon Musk's failure" whom he has consistently proven wrong, and it's just not true!
his critics have been few, and right!
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(a better way to put it is no for-profit _media or publishing company_ is above it. some of their publications have values and resist influence but only a seldom few. point is, you can find someone to publish whatever you want somewhere with reach)