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Atlanta | Researcher | Gaymer | Baker | Gym | Formerly AlmondRoboPanda and PlasticMan on Twitter.
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Hey gay white men. Fucking quit with the race fetishization shit. It’s 2025. Fuck.

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Watch this. Share this. It’s important to know that the current adminstration loves to widen rifts and inciting violence gives them reason to expand their fascist power grab. youtu.be/9ChIo3Ubdbo?...

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That’s the way to make my bottle, pop!

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

CNN is state-run propaganda apologists

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Don’t use Uber

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

Jesus fucking Christ those loads are going right to his brain

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

When I see Devin Franco in adult film titles I move right on to the next one

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

I fucking love this woman. She’s nervous at that first jump but god damn she slays.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I didn’t workout in favor of doom scrolling and jerking off.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you ever ask “hey do you want to watch Clue” and I respond with “No” you need to put me into psychiatric observation stat. I’ve seen Clue about 30 times in my life and it will pull me out of whatever bad mood I’m in.

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🤔😳🙄

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