caseyabrams.bsky.social
453 posts
23 followers
62 following
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
I'd love to hear the Cop Subjunctive Case on this one. "the suspect was apprehended by the officers in question traveling at a low rate of speed while located in a seat at that point in time. snacks were detected in the vicinity and were consumed."
comment in response to
post
yeah those guys can totally eat shit. fucking pathetic, pig-stupid, lying crooks. no offense, pigs.
comment in response to
post
I am glad when people share this again but also very upset because it is the saddest thing I have ever seen. that poor guy. absolutely heartbreaking.
comment in response to
post
this is how people use this site, right? really long letters like it's 1982?
comment in response to
post
I was re-reading the one about the truck driving songs the other night and got to laughing so hard my partner came in to see if I was ok. another favorite is Tupac's Commonplace Book, but I read your articles every day for more than a decade. thanks for all the incredible work. hope you are well.
comment in response to
post
we've got several more seas for him to march to by this point. just wanted to say that i am really happy to find you're writing again, on any scale. I am not exaggerating when I say that I think you are the most important living satirist. I think about your stuff all the time.
comment in response to
post
yes-- the bell that started ringing like 100 years ago in s afrika. sorry dude you blew it already.
comment in response to
post
what an evil dunce.
comment in response to
post
what about fibber mcgee?
comment in response to
post
I dont know what the problem is-- that sounds great. we can get the chords to "I've Got Rhythm" wrong together.
comment in response to
post
I'm not sure the names have been released, but there's a doc on youtube about it that compiles newspaper stories and testimonials, etc. it is a bummer-- he is a real creep.
comment in response to
post
every time I have to see that, i spend the whole time thinking about how they could have just had something happen instead.
comment in response to
post
sex is the most boring thing you can ever depict in art, and that includes car chases. you tell me how long the "sexual chemistry" scenes are and I'll tell you how much shorter the movie just got.
comment in response to
post
man she's going to hit the support for children jackpot if she keeps doubling down like that.
comment in response to
post
and probably regular rape beer too, while we're at it.
comment in response to
post
but then we have to ask ourselves, what percentage of the people who voted for his boss believe that humans and dinosaurs lived together on noah's ark. who's really at fault in this situation.
comment in response to
post
an alternate approach to all of this would just be not to believe a bunch of phonus balonus about science. he could be doing things that increase human health and well-being, like his job says.
comment in response to
post
statutory rape beer.
comment in response to
post
no sentence containing the word gxd can possibly have any meaning, unless it is in some way about gxd being imaginary.
comment in response to
post
he could earn some extra spending money by selling ad space for adult diaper companies. THANKS, SANI-PAD! NOBODY CAN EVEN TELL!
comment in response to
post
princess of monaco of course.
comment in response to
post
that feels like hurting an animal or something-- my entire being just rebels at the thought.
comment in response to
post
it was in Canada though-- you probably never heard of it.
comment in response to
post
what?!? that makes my stomach hurt. this country is morally insane.
comment in response to
post
you guys have to stop, you're scaring me. let's talk about something else.
comment in response to
post
my final submission about her: i was once looking at a rack of her books in HS in a bookstore and an older friend told me "dont read those books-- everyone who reads them turns into an asshole." very astute observation.
comment in response to
post
in this big scary world they have finally found each other.
comment in response to
post
they didn't even use the word in the new movie (a bad movie)
comment in response to
post
I think about this all the time. will there be a public reckoning for these people?
comment in response to
post
I will never watch it but it is just apparent that he is behaving as the kind of person he is.
comment in response to
post
cowards. as though the human mind cannot withstand contact with another's experience
comment in response to
post
I'm sorry! I know the feeling. is that subject inherently scary to you? it is to me. the idea of going that far out over the edge with no way back is mortally terrifying.
comment in response to
post
man is she awful. we read "we the living" in high school as an example of a post-apocalyptic novel, along with on the beach, 1984 and brave new world.
comment in response to
post
it would inspire the door to stop itself.
comment in response to
post
I'm withholding judgement until I see what his position on child rape is. I say that, but I already know what his position on child rape is. when he fails that test everything else he ever says or does will be meaningless. being a monster is part of the job description.
comment in response to
post
you can also put several of them in a pillowcase and use it to stop a purse snatcher.
comment in response to
post
notice that you are referring to a fairy tale in an article in psychology today. jesus didn't do shit. also, not surprisingly this message is monstrous.
comment in response to
post
cash out at 29. it's all down-hill from there. how many more times can you listen to dark side of the moon? enough is enough.
comment in response to
post
they could make like bugs bunny and drag a big mac down the hall with a fishing pole then when he gets in the room, throw a net over him.
comment in response to
post
what's not to like? he's delightful!
comment in response to
post
I had a student today who goes to an all-jewish school say that "there must be more to the story-- I'm sure there is violence or radicalism we don't know about." that is a very dangerous attitude to have, but one I see all the time when people want to protect a world-view they feel like they need.
comment in response to
post
the unthinkable thing that was true from 1930 until six weeks ago can finally be countenanced again. it's alarming how the smallest concession can be made to feel like a major victory. something tells me we are being had in some way
comment in response to
post
uh oh, it seems our famous lads are lying about firings at the library of congress. lucky for them we are all credulous morons who have no capacity for critical thought and believe everything we watch in a video on our phones
comment in response to
post
refugees? I must be missing something.
comment in response to
post
the worst are the cops standing in front of a table of hashish at a press conference. just like every airline pilot develops a southern accent, every cop develops all of a sudden goes to cop junior college when it's time to talk turkey.
comment in response to
post
I have wondered since inauguration: do suppose he has to pay her to show up at events and make nice? it seems 100% clear that she hates him, even though she is complicit in everything he does.
comment in response to
post
It’s truly one of the great all time musical performances, Sesame Street or otherwise and yeah that kid is a hesher
comment in response to
post
good way to get human fecal coloforms in your food for free though.
comment in response to
post
that makes sense-- it could also literally be the only product he can think of.