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cassiuskent.bsky.social
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But they did it Donny remember that when they come crawling back to you begging for you send them more bombs to turn kids into confetti.

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I know there's a lot more serious shit going on in the world but lol

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Too much is fucking going on today dude.

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I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

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Being alive during the cool zoon basically means posting through it.

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"Bluesky is dead" Meanwhile on Bluesky:

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I want to post about weird video games and all this fucking fascism keeps happening

submitted 12 hours ago • 12 comments

like holy shit pls do something, anything

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babe wake up, new PRC just dropped

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THANKS FOR CLARIFYING

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Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

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I hope this doesn't awaken anything within me.

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Hey I actually have one of these. I wonder what took so long for problems to start cropping up. I rarely use mine, and most keep it for opps dead phone battery.

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If zohran mamdani wins I will take a six month hiatus from making fun of New York City on the condition that he doesn't reveal himself to be a psycho embarrassment during that time, in which case I will resume

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Every time I post it, he goes up five more points.

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I know I'm a bit late, but I thought of this today and had to make this version @giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social @tolkoto.com

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the core is good actually www.cbr.com/the-core-net...

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Backwards red shell is some hater shit.

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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motherfucker can’t even commit to an online feud for more than a couple days, truly god’s worst poster

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Completely unrelated, but this shit had me laughing the whole time. youtu.be/C70AvOtOW9Y?...

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No YOU'RE watching Power Rangers intros at two in the morning.

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The boycott is going according to keikaku. (Keikaku means plan).

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How is this cat even sitting where this cat is sitting right now.

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Video is up, very tired... i think i'll go to sleep now. youtu.be/cLq4TWA6VS8

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We're pleased to announce #FFXIV's social media presence is expanding! 🦋 sqex.to/4xkVF Don't worry, we're staying on X to sharing our announcements, memes, and more but we're happy to expand our horizons to reach more Warriors of Light! ❤️🔁 Very much appreciated!

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ahh that's why Newsom is growing a spine and fighting back, he found out the troops are homeless

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I'd *like* to be extremely concerned about the marines being deployed to an American city and the scientific committee that determines vaccine schedules being disbanded, but I'm gonna hold off until the Distraction Knowers give the okay

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I'm choosing hope.

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My YouTube porn ads have evolved into GAY YouTube porn ads.

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It is, strictly speaking, exactly what you voted for. Where did I put that damn award...

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C Viper is such a 2000s specific style horny to me. She's for people who say smexy

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