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cassmarshall.bsky.social
Video game jester and hot take enjoyer with two rescue cats and one husband. I like to like things.
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god i love video games

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Star Wars names are like, Grippo Shaydes, and Star Trek names are like K'rell, but Dune names are on a whole other level. You got Duncan Idaho hanging out next to Ignis Prill and Skoob Hammond

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You never see a guy thrashing his nemesis in a bare knuckle brawl before falling to his knees and screaming "you were my brother!!!" anymore. What's up with that

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im enjoying dune awakening but i'm not sure that the gameplay is entirely in line with frank herbert's intention

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like someone made an uh-oh and misspelled "definitive" on this box! Boy, they must have egg on their face. [realisation slowly dawns] hey... would you look at that... i don't think it was a typo at all???!!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

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I appreciate that Dune: Awakening doesn't make you punch trees to get wood. It makes you drain enemies to drink their purified blood. That's innovation.

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ANIMAL HUSBANDRY LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

new rimworld expansion this july. expect me to go totally fucking feral

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

The World of Warcraft player character is the stupidest protagonist in gaming and, perhaps, all of fiction. Why am I accepting quests from a talking, malevolent fish? Didn't I learn anything from the N'Zoth fish??? It was like two years ago!!!

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I checked out the Pigface demo from @titolovesyou.bsky.social and @dreadxp.bsky.social and it's very, very interesting. I'll definitely be checking out the full product. There's just one problem - when you throw a weapon at someone, they don't toss whatever they're holding in the air for you to grab

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

if I were 007's coworker I would simply call him Jim Bond. Ol' Jimmy Bond. bet that'd humble him right quick

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

lmaoooooo hell yeah LA

submitted 19 days ago • 134 comments

I'm still working on Encryptid - An FMV horror game about hunting and catching cryptids featuring footage caught exclusively via the Gameboy camera. Hoping to release on PC and Gameboy and hopefully will have more to share soon 😘 #screenshotsaturday #summergamefest #gamedev #indiegame

submitted 20 days ago • 28 comments

I just showed Aaron the vacuum cleaner Pokemon Varoom and he got mad and said it looked like a dr seuss blowjob machine :(

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it's so funny that capcom refuses to pare down the canon from older games. the vampire girls from Village? use the same leech virus as the guy from Zero. the RE9 protagonist? daughter of a character from the PS2 multiplayer spinoff title. you WILL engage with the entire canon of this franchise.

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I hope in GTA6 once in a while a guy will run up to you with a cameraman and mic like, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A GAY SON OR THOT DAUGHTER, at which point I will open my weapon wheel, meticulously select my shotgun, and then immediately earn myself some stars

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