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catastrobot.bsky.social
They/them. Trying to stay on the funny side of smart, the kind side of funny, & the employable side of relevant. Objectively correct about everything (trans rights are human rights, capitalism is a death cult, abolish private motor vehicle ownership)
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@melbeast.bsky.social (😚 thank you for cooking dinner, sweetie 😘)
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the mainstream media has been steadily buying into the idea that science and academia are somehow "captured" by left and liberal ideologues, rather than the more obvious explanation that measured analysis leads people away from reactionary thought
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Lol yeah I have a somewhat different recipe to use when the fresh blueberries are less of the entire point haha
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oooh that sounds good! Here’s the recipe I use, it’s adapted from a postcard lol. And I gave them 22 min at 400 F, which turned out perfect imo. #muffin #muffins #MuffinRecipe #recipe #BlueberryMuffins #baking
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I’m making fetch happen with that, yep šŸ˜‰
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now now, that’s unfair—he’s a *professional* eugenicist, apparently. He sells eugenicist *services.* there’s simply not enough information to infer his personal beliefs /s šŸ™ƒ
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oh I love that last one! Couldn’t put it down! šŸ™ƒ
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He could have probably gotten away with a lot more things with a rebeanding. If he called himself something like The Really Cool Guy of the Opera then they might have let him mess around on the organ a little
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An evil ambulance named ā€œFlatline.ā€ Beautiful. Up there with calling an evil cop car ā€œBarricadeā€ or an evil taxicab ā€œOverchargeā€ in the pantheon of great, thematically rich Decepticon names.
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Let’s fight it out. Seriously. Make him do it. Make him try to coordinate his marines and his national guard and whatever to occupy every American city. Don’t give him time to consolidate further, make him do it now. If that’s what he is working towards, let’s go.
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you’re thinking like a latter-day Reading Rainbow kind of thing?
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no, of course! What an opportunity! Here, I’ll do a big post with alt text once the weekend’s done, but these are my faves so far:
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ok that’s a pretty choice shot lol šŸ‘