catastrobot.bsky.social
They/them. Trying to stay on the funny side of smart, the kind side of funny, & the employable side of relevant. Objectively correct about everything (trans rights are human rights, capitalism is a death cult, abolish private motor vehicle ownership)
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The truly impressive part about reactionary centrists is that they're usually wrong about the supposedly one good part either (there's so much trash to clean up if your house burns down)
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@melbeast.bsky.social (š thank you for cooking dinner, sweetie š)
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the mainstream media has been steadily buying into the idea that science and academia are somehow "captured" by left and liberal ideologues, rather than the more obvious explanation that measured analysis leads people away from reactionary thought
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Lol yeah I have a somewhat different recipe to use when the fresh blueberries are less of the entire point haha
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oooh that sounds good! Hereās the recipe I use, itās adapted from a postcard lol. And I gave them 22 min at 400 F, which turned out perfect imo. #muffin #muffins #MuffinRecipe #recipe #BlueberryMuffins #baking
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Iām making fetch happen with that, yep š
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now now, thatās unfairāheās a *professional* eugenicist, apparently. He sells eugenicist *services.* thereās simply not enough information to infer his personal beliefs
/s š
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oh I love that last one! Couldnāt put it down! š
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He could have probably gotten away with a lot more things with a rebeanding. If he called himself something like The Really Cool Guy of the Opera then they might have let him mess around on the organ a little
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An evil ambulance named āFlatline.ā Beautiful. Up there with calling an evil cop car āBarricadeā or an evil taxicab āOverchargeā in the pantheon of great, thematically rich Decepticon names.
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Letās fight it out. Seriously.
Make him do it. Make him try to coordinate his marines and his national guard and whatever to occupy every American city.
Donāt give him time to consolidate further, make him do it now. If thatās what he is working towards, letās go.
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youāre thinking like a latter-day Reading Rainbow kind of thing?