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catchsmiley.bsky.social
I may grow old, but refuse to grow up
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I need to stop texting people, I’m drunk. If I haven’t texted you tonight; I’d say “fuck you” but I’m not really sure

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If listening to ABBA while your way “outta your league” girlfriend sleeps in the other room isn’t cool…..then call me lame as fuck!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Budweiser is the best mass produced beer out there.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I love being at a bar that has Budweiser on draft

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t even have kids and I can’t wait for school to start up again. Get these screaming brats out of deli for lunch

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The greatest song lyric is Meat Loaf “Forget the questions someone get me another beer”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Last time I got this drunk, I texted @numbaichief.bsky.social about how piss I was that Jim Edmonds didn’t make it past year one of eligibility for HOF, despite having much better numbers than a lot of others already in. Like shit, a career OPS over .900 AND several gold gloves. Fuck Justin!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I’m way too drunk to post stuff, god damn I miss Twitter

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Why does Star Trek TNG look so old now?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Lemay is the most hoosier hill billy place I’ve ever seen….and I grew up in Franklin County

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Watching The X-Files on antenna TV. Life is pretty rad

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I hate Busch Light so much and feel so awkward when someone buys me one

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Will we see you FEST 23? 😌

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

Fueled by Buc-ee’s burritos, Budweiser, coffee, Cook Out, and truck stop pizza….I drove to the North Carolina coast and back in one weekend.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Dumb and Dumber is easily Jim Carrey’s movie

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Modern country > bro rock covers of classic rock songs >>>>>>>>> K Pop

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Having a glass of wine after drinking beer all day is awesome! Makes your ears all tingly

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

They always pick the most hoosier looking people to interview on local news. Oh shit, I’ve been interviewed on local news 😂😂

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

I hate AI “art” so much

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

My amazing girlfriend trying to watch date line while I sing Bare Naked Ladies classic One Week to her

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

The only news I actually care about: local events/festivals, local weather, sports highlights, and celebrity gossip.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve watched four episodes of The Simpsons tonight and only one Hans Moleman appearance 😒

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

1: Gaga 2: Sia 3: Adele 4: Kesha 5: a shit ton of options

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Stranger Things is overrated. Just watch Sia’s Titanium music video. Stranger Things ripped it off and you’ll get the whole plot in a five minute music video

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Ballpark Village is the worst thing to happen to the Cardinals……and St Louis overall

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

I get along best with alcoholic idiots

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

A “punk” venue that doesn’t have PBR or Budweiser 😒

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t need to spend money on patio beers in this 70 degree day. I don’t need to spend money on patio beers on this 70 degree day. I don’t need to spend money on patio beers on this 70 degree day…

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, I randomly do pushups, just to make sure I can still do 20 with ease. #ImNotOld

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Occasionally I go through a phase where I try to switch to Bud Select for way less calories, but it just isn’t as good as Budweiser, which truly is the king.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Is Workaholics actually a great show or does it just remind me of my mid 20s?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck happened to my friends!? We used to party all night on a Saturday night. Now these fucks pass out at the bar before 10:00, if they even come out at all……god damn, I guess this is growing up 😒

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I’m glad Felix’s has cheap beer for soccer games because this sport is boring as fuck!

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Another boring cold weather day. But hey, at least I get paid to watch Big Trouble in Little China

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Sonic 3 is good, Twisters kinda sucks.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Going to be a long and boring workweek…..starting off with Sonic 3

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

When I was a kind and my parents would watch a TV show from the 70s I would think “this looks so old” Now watching reruns of Seinfeld, thinking the same thing 😒

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I was ready to go to bed like three hours ago, then my neighbors where like “you up?” And came over and kept drinking until almost 4:00am

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Jack Patrick’s is still the best bar downtown….shit it’s damn near the only bar downtown 😳

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments