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My cute new doctor asked if I think my recent general anxiety is due to the country devolving into authoritarian rule and I think I'm in love??!

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You think you’re all that and a jar of cum??? Newsflash idiot!!! you ain’t special!!!

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Dont get a dog if you aren’t going to take care of it.

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They should make black mirror without British people

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Youre lactose intolerant? I’m lactose both sides are stupid

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I wonder if there exists an Abigail Shapiro subscriber who is disgustingly obsessed with Ben Shapiro.

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Barles Charkley

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“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” Oedipus: 😳

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i'm playing disney dreamlight valley which is a game about doing chores and tasks while experiencing the emotional toll of knowing that Goofy is somewhere nearby at all times

submitted 11 days ago • 38 comments

There are other healthy ways to get dopamine I hear, but apparently I am choosing to sit one inch away from the screen that highlights the destruction of every single safe space in society.

submitted 115 days ago • 6 comments

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

submitted 13 days ago • 49 comments

I didn’t say it I suggested it

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Type shit I been on lately

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idk man it kinda sucks to realize that you are the sole carrier of a friendship and once you match their energy, the friendship dissipates.

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Need Big Balls to weigh in on all this

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Getting a prostate exam just to feel something

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JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

submitted 20 days ago • 28 comments

The Trump/Musk fallout is going to be fascinating because Musk's ego is totally insecure whereas Trump's ego is psychopathically sure of itself.

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he might actually kill him self today

submitted 20 days ago • 136 comments

I remember my first lover. Her name was Hillary. Hillary Rodham. We would lose touch a few times over the years, but whenever we met up again, sparks flew like we were 18 again and enjoying each other's bodies for the first time. We still meet to this day, although she goes by a different name now…

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You’re from Canada? That’s cool. Do you know my friend Frank? He lives there too

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ooo new JCS

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“With all of these deportations going on, I can’t help but feel like he’s breaking his campaign promise,” said Jillian Beamer, a three-time Trump voter theonion.com/maga-vo...

submitted 22 days ago • 46 comments

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For sale: 200yr old condom, never worn.

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Every time I say “that’s crazy” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.

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J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

submitted 23 days ago • 64 comments

Youre in her DMs Im in the cuck chair We are not the same

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

they’re on twitter talking about attachment styles like mutants from x men

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Event Horizon happened to me in real life

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this lady on my fb posted that her child daughter's softball team lost 20-3 so i commented "wow they fucking suck at ball" and nobody thinks its funny

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I've had actual arguments with people about "Separating art from the artist." There's no separating this. Like Idk what to tell you, but trans people should be more important to you than like dobby the elf or whatever

submitted 28 days ago • 92 comments

Are they having a mental health crisis or are they just really good at shitposting???

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

i start sweating when its ~15C/60F outside, so yes, i can think of SEVERAL things id enjoy more than a sauna. like an industrial freezer or getting skinned alive

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

I hope this dumb bird flies into a garbage disposal

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

People have easy access to too many vices now throughout all levels of the population. Rich people could check into rehab clinics and such. The rest...do not.

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom) hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments