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Corporate just turned on my laptop camera to make sure I was still masturbating at work. Saw the little green light pop on so I dug my thing out of my pants to get back to tugging. But WFH has its benefits too. For example, I still haven't showered this week.

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it is worth it?

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My cute new doctor asked if I think my recent general anxiety is due to the country devolving into authoritarian rule and I think I'm in love??!

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You think you’re all that and a jar of cum??? Newsflash idiot!!! you ain’t special!!!

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Dont get a dog if you aren’t going to take care of it.

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They should make black mirror without British people

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Youre lactose intolerant? I’m lactose both sides are stupid

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I wonder if there exists an Abigail Shapiro subscriber who is disgustingly obsessed with Ben Shapiro.

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Barles Charkley

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“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” Oedipus: 😳

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i'm playing disney dreamlight valley which is a game about doing chores and tasks while experiencing the emotional toll of knowing that Goofy is somewhere nearby at all times

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There are other healthy ways to get dopamine I hear, but apparently I am choosing to sit one inch away from the screen that highlights the destruction of every single safe space in society.

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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

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I didn’t say it I suggested it

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Type shit I been on lately

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idk man it kinda sucks to realize that you are the sole carrier of a friendship and once you match their energy, the friendship dissipates.

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Need Big Balls to weigh in on all this

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Getting a prostate exam just to feel something

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JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

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The Trump/Musk fallout is going to be fascinating because Musk's ego is totally insecure whereas Trump's ego is psychopathically sure of itself.

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he might actually kill him self today

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I remember my first lover. Her name was Hillary. Hillary Rodham. We would lose touch a few times over the years, but whenever we met up again, sparks flew like we were 18 again and enjoying each other's bodies for the first time. We still meet to this day, although she goes by a different name now…

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You’re from Canada? That’s cool. Do you know my friend Frank? He lives there too

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ooo new JCS

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“With all of these deportations going on, I can’t help but feel like he’s breaking his campaign promise,” said Jillian Beamer, a three-time Trump voter theonion.com/maga-vo...

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For sale: 200yr old condom, never worn.

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Every time I say “that’s crazy” just know I don’t mean it. I’m barely listening. I’m picturing a small frog with a job.

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J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

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Youre in her DMs Im in the cuck chair We are not the same

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they’re on twitter talking about attachment styles like mutants from x men

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Event Horizon happened to me in real life

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this lady on my fb posted that her child daughter's softball team lost 20-3 so i commented "wow they fucking suck at ball" and nobody thinks its funny

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I've had actual arguments with people about "Separating art from the artist." There's no separating this. Like Idk what to tell you, but trans people should be more important to you than like dobby the elf or whatever

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Are they having a mental health crisis or are they just really good at shitposting???

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i start sweating when its ~15C/60F outside, so yes, i can think of SEVERAL things id enjoy more than a sauna. like an industrial freezer or getting skinned alive

submitted 27 days ago • 15 comments

I hope this dumb bird flies into a garbage disposal

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People have easy access to too many vices now throughout all levels of the population. Rich people could check into rehab clinics and such. The rest...do not.

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