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55% of Ontarians don't give a shit about what happens to them. Parody account.
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Send vibes for Fizzy.

Elmo is big mad.

The bots are out

These theories have serious *slams dick in door* "Haha genius gambit sir!" energy

Bromancin the Throne

The easiest way to save money in the Federation Budget, Billions and Billions of bars of Latinum, is to terminate Mudd’s Starfleet Subsidies and Contracts for Vulcan fuel synthesizers. I was always surprised that President Picard didn’t do it! #StarTrek #Sisko197

The correct take

I hope I'm not the only one asking this but... Who the fuck is Jack Posobiec?

This is like choosing between microwaved fish and garbage juice, and I'm not even sure which is which.

A win for the people.

JFC

I guarantee both of these idiots are going to war with each other thinking we're all rooting for one of them.

Precisely

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

$44B on a social media platform now infested with Nazis and bots $250M on an election that got him kicked out of the White House 15% stock drop in one day on his exploding car company BuSiNeSs GeNiUs

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Looking into it

Don't let the bastards grind you down Nance!

If you see this, quote post a show with an awesome (closing) theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ5s...

Saying goodbye to my French homies

Walter White spitting facts:

From the beginning, Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek has celebrated the glory of creation in its infinite diversity, and the many ways in which our differences combine to create meaning and beauty, especially significant during #PrideMonth. PHOTO: Surak's IDIC from "The Forge" (ENT).

“Wow it really tastes like Shaq!”

I'm amazed that in 2025 very few publications have paywall mechanisms that are thwarted by such 1337 hax0r tactics like... pressing the Esc button fast enough. Maybe that's because mobiles don't have that and no one cares about desktops anymore? Idk.

Everyone who's ever subscribed to the NYT should demand a refund.

I wonder what the weather is like today. As in, the current day, which would be helpful as that's the day I'm asking about. *Windows weather widget*

I dunno what you got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out!

They really should have rephrased this. The sale was part of navigating through The Bay's bankruptcy and paying creditors/debts. In any other circumstance, companies don't need court approval to sell... well, anything really. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

Countdown until Allen finds some way to criminalize this via by-law infractions or something.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 02,1956

13. No internet (but we had a NES), no bills to pay (no job). What a time to be alive.

Get back to work Stewart!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLt6...

Signing off to all work emails as Thanos now.