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Just tried hooking up an early 2000s CD-Drive (in a late 90s drive enclosure) to an early 2010s laptop to see if it would read data from a CD. I could literally hear the laptop going "...wtf?" :D (It didn't work)

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GUYS. Remember Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? The butler? THE CHARACTER'S LAST NAME WAS BUTLER!

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"There is no back room, this is all we have sir."

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Why is this news? Reuters needs to do better in a climate where most US outlets are just doing whatever pleases their God King.

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We need more channels like this, and less celebrity rage-bait "YOU WON'T BELIEVE" nonsense. But, this is also precisely the kind of stuff the Trump administration wants to gut funding for. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tI7...

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If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

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I feel like Chinese Trump doesn't get enough recognition. His channel is entertaining. www.youtube.com/shorts/2NhCd...

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When every world leader speaks publicly, I hear at least some semblance of thought and professionalism. Except when it comes to the US. When Trump speaks I hear a wounded child pleading for people to pay attention to them. The US govt is a joke. newrepublic.com/post/196201/...

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Send vibes for Fizzy.

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Elmo is big mad.

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The bots are out

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These theories have serious *slams dick in door* "Haha genius gambit sir!" energy

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Bromancin the Throne

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The easiest way to save money in the Federation Budget, Billions and Billions of bars of Latinum, is to terminate Mudd’s Starfleet Subsidies and Contracts for Vulcan fuel synthesizers. I was always surprised that President Picard didn’t do it! #StarTrek #Sisko197

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The correct take

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I hope I'm not the only one asking this but... Who the fuck is Jack Posobiec?

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This is like choosing between microwaved fish and garbage juice, and I'm not even sure which is which.

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A win for the people.

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JFC

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I guarantee both of these idiots are going to war with each other thinking we're all rooting for one of them.

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Precisely

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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

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$44B on a social media platform now infested with Nazis and bots $250M on an election that got him kicked out of the White House 15% stock drop in one day on his exploding car company BuSiNeSs GeNiUs

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MORE

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Looking into it

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Don't let the bastards grind you down Nance!

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If you see this, quote post a show with an awesome (closing) theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ5s...

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Saying goodbye to my French homies

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Walter White spitting facts:

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From the beginning, Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek has celebrated the glory of creation in its infinite diversity, and the many ways in which our differences combine to create meaning and beauty, especially significant during #PrideMonth. PHOTO: Surak's IDIC from "The Forge" (ENT).

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“Wow it really tastes like Shaq!”

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I'm amazed that in 2025 very few publications have paywall mechanisms that are thwarted by such 1337 hax0r tactics like... pressing the Esc button fast enough. Maybe that's because mobiles don't have that and no one cares about desktops anymore? Idk.

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Everyone who's ever subscribed to the NYT should demand a refund.

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