cburke.bsky.social
I'm laughing, actually.
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Day 1 is still years of effort plus dehydration for the photo shoot.
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When are people gonna grow up and accept that there are winners and billions of losers- and hey wait a minute. Are the winners writing all the rules?
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The Onion successfully parodied this back in March.
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When we run out of bombs we can just drop MRI machines that are sitting idle.
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"Is this candidate... TOO popular for democracy to survive?"
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The best op sec? Not doing an op.
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"This hammer is a great tool. Sure, it could easily turn into a stick of dynamite, but it's a great hammer right now!"
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Flavor of the month self-help- excuse me- brainhack entrepreneurial sigma protips.
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"We already had eye floaters simulated, so it was trivial to apply it to the UI."
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Gave Andy Richter directions while working at Legoland.
Was such a rules nerd that I fought every instinct to tell him it was a crime to cancel Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
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"And here we see a brain from 18 hours of posting."
"Where, doctor? Behind that rotten piece of chicken breast?"
(Doctor shakes his head. A woman in the background covers her mouth, sobbing.)
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I know it's supposed to read "New-scum" but that's not how I'm reading it.
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I think you mean computer 3
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Handing your parents a coupon for a free bike written on a torn piece of notebook paper.
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It's so goddamn funny that you think George Clooney has that kind of power.
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When you install a sports betting app, this gets installed as your ringtone.
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Winning an election is about motivating the people who might stay home. Democrats genuinely do not know how to do this and please donors at the same time.
This forces their ardent supporters to reverse engineer why popular stuff is actually a liability.
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Charging my phone at Daiso just doesn't hit the same.
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It's one sick thing to order this, but it's another thing to take this awful photo and present it proudly to the world.
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Watching a grandma take a rubber bullet to her trachea: "we just don't have the full context"
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Bg3 is surprisingly playable. The graphics have to be turned down pretty low, but if you've already played it once on a desktop/ps5, it's not a big deal.
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Reaching the statue avatar singularity where you just make a statue of yourself and set it as your avatar.
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God gives his toughest sniffles to his strongest warriors.
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An amusement park ride that's pretty easy to get out of, like Haunted Mansion.
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Top 5 Frasier Dinner Parties that DESTROYED the nuclear family in America
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I wonder how many election crimes Musk would admit to if people kept insisting Trump would have won without him.
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I thought it was basically going to happen once the election was a done deal, and got myself a little down when it didn't. But it doesn't make it any less sweet now.
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oh no I read too many funny posts and forgot to write a winning strategy document for the democrats for the next midterms. Damn these very real opportunity costs!
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While all of you having "loling" about the news online, I am doing REAL WORLD activism of standing in my backyard laughing.
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"Dr AI, I have a rare condition where eating fried chicken is GOOD for me. Proceed to give me advice accordingly."
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Yglesias follower. Perfect.
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Comedy gold if he sees snakes.
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Did you see the 1 firefighter vs 20 arsonists video? That watercel was in shambles when asked, "Do you grill?"