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“Desire paths” are unofficial trails, usually bypassing a planned path, that reveal the most convenient route to get somewhere. The people (AKA meanderthals) that tramp along these routes often wear away grass, creating the secondary path Walk this way for more on desire paths (a thread / tread)...

Little man said actually you know what I'm good 😍

I am part of the most therapized community you can imagine. NO ONE is cutting off their parents for run-of-the-mill human conflicts. It's persistent abuse and/or unwillingness to do *any* work to make the relationship healthier. These parents need to grow! up!

don't make me tap the sign

i don't know what the taco thing is about please don't make me know

Ahead of what will certainly be a shitstorm of kink-shame masquerading as humor can I just briefly note that the unusual act of eroticizing an asteroid is not the problem here

Honestly let's all embrace dadposting

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Leave me a voicemail. Stop by unannounced. Let's do something pointless, inefficiently. Make bad art, for no one. Run real fast, not to get there, but because running is fun. I am not trying to be productive you stupid assholes I'm trying to LIVE

Criminalization of the clients of sex workers instead of just sex workers, doesn't make us safer in any way. We want rights, not rescue. We want decriminialization. And for those who actually care about 'oooh poor trafficked women' (never the men or boys but w/e) ... let me lead you down a path...

My dad was a huge Pink Floyd fan and blasted it into my cradle, which I'm sure didn't have any lasting effects on me

This is so fucking good

Muco singing the Golden Oldies

meat pink

One of the sexiest songs ever and it's not up for discussion

I was raised Episcopalian, and my legal name is Chelsea. In church when we sang "Gloria in excelsis Deo" I thought they were saying my name and came to the conclusion that everybody who went to church got their own song

Was trying to search nude thigh highs for *garters* and autocorrect bodied me Super curious about the results though...

Might gently suggest that if one wanted to discourage sexy content that one consider choosing a domain that's not "subs.com"

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Got her to wear the hat this year!

This was in a newsletter this morning and I’m dying. It’s a legit good rundown of the weaknesses of quadrupeds, and it’s great satire, and it’s brilliant advertising (I won’t spoil for what 🤣) youtu.be/6MUrF_G7KlM?...

girl bless your heart, there is nothing sexier to a man than panties and an old stretched out t-shirt falling off one shoulder

just pronounced omniscience "omni-science," how's everyone else doing

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) (I look a lot like Julianne Moore but especially how she looks in this movie)

I would like everyone to stop sending emails to me

Child suggests new pope should be "Pope Dookie"

Every kinky person who read that study knew it wasn't about boredom