cedar.bsky.social
She/her. My opinions are my own but you can rent them.
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It ain’t but so much you can do when you fine
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The man looks like a confused thumb knuckle
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Well now we know whose escalators are *filthy*
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Engage (my lust)
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Many of us prefer baldies! Conveys confidence.
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HELL YEAH
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We don't really do the top hats/corsets thing anymore but it's hard to come up with a better definition for burlesque than "stripping for nerds"
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh why would you share knowledge of this
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My mom used to diffuse her road rage by imagining a scenario that explained the other drivers' behavior other than "they're an asshole." Using the turn signal releases bees! Bees make it hard to drive straight, so they're doing their best to work with the situation
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I remember this. It healed me. There's no way to order them though, as i recall?
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What an absolutely bizarre take on neighbors concerned for your welfare. That's not surveillance–people pay attention to you when they care about you
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He will always need you 🧡 The ways he needs you will change, but you will always be safety, warmth, and love.
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I do this and I am not autistic. I do have ADHD though...hmm
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Stealing this
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It takes a lot to take me aback and this has done it. What the FUCK
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I mean they'd have to double up on some songs or it'd take all day
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thank you for the reminder to think about fruit
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Motion to add those who don't use headphones for their music in public
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This really happened and I have no explanation. There's no way they could have packed up an entire grocery in two days. And the dust...
That ice cream haunts me in more ways than one.
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We couldn't have been mistaken about the location–it was right next to the aquarium supply. The vacant space was the same size and shape of the grocery. There was just..nothing in it. And there hadn't been for a long time.
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So you know we went back. And what did we find? The place where the grocery had been was GONE. Not just closed, but *abandoned*. Dusty. No sign there had been anyone there in months.
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We asked who had made it and the little old lady who had brought it said it was her! We about hugged her and told her we'd be back as soon as possible. For two days whenever there was a lull in the conversation one of us would be like remember that ice cream??