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If Elon Musk isn’t a political ally, then why is he such an active participant in the #teslatakedown movement?

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

submitted 14 hours ago • 193 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 17 hours ago • 215 comments

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submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

What a great day to be Online. Looking forward to more tomorrow. I hope a certain someone gets deported!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Twitter right now

submitted 21 hours ago • 41 comments

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

submitted 21 hours ago • 62 comments

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

submitted 22 hours ago • 313 comments

As an ideological matter it’s concerning and illegal and barbaric. But in terms of pure entertainment it’s going to be so awesome when Elon gets deported

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

submitted 23 hours ago • 53 comments

today

submitted 23 hours ago • 92 comments

He did buy it! He's mad he didn't get 100% of what he wants. He got admin access to the entire federal government, contracts for his companies, the president did an infomercial for his cars on the WH lawn and it still wasn't enough. This is classic billionaire brain rot

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

they should invent a pill that shrinks you down to the size of a teeny little guy before long flights. stretched out on a tiny beach chair pitched on the seat, nibbling a peanut the size of your body, drinking a bloody mary out of a thimble, etc

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

If you perceive lots of people yelling at you as proof of your righteousness, you are going to love Attempting to Open the Door Mid-Flight

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

While I understand the political realities that have led to major companies jumping on the “anti-woke” bandwagon, it’s still disappointing to see Nintendo include Leisure Suit Larry as a pack-in game with the Switch 2

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

I am getting tired of saying this but I keep sporadically hearing from people things like your life has no substantively changed since trump retook power, bitch yes it has I have a conscience and I wake up mad every day fuck You lol.

submitted 1 day ago • 116 comments

Elon Musk exhorted Republican lawmakers to “KILL the BILL" on X, and he hasn't re-tweeted a neo-Nazi in weeks. Could he be the Resistance hero the Left so badly needs?

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

Actually, this isn’t true. No such play or movie was ever produced.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

Something about this feels like kayfabe. Would be delighted to be wrong.

submitted 1 day ago • 272 comments

The biggest offender in my life is the app I use to order food at the company cafeteria. It won't let me take screenshots! You're not a banking app what are you doing, I want to send my wife photos of my lunch options!

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submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

submitted 2 days ago • 907 comments

The @fallguysgame.bsky.social account, which was always someone fake anyway who hid that for a long time, is now just reposting porn ads. How far it's fallen. @fallguysgamemirror.bsky.social is the only one you can trust for Fall Guys updates #fallguys Of course the feed is broken too.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A hard-working official who holds the executive branch accountable and does so in engaging ways that go viral on social media? NO THANK YOU.

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

once again asking for a buffet restaurant that only serves hand pie type foods from all over the world. big platters of empanadas and samosas and momos and pasties and sambusas and hot pockets and so on

submitted 4 days ago • 44 comments

Hell yeah, all the Kaiju heads who love middling government bureaucracy are going wild in the chat

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