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watching Predator and i'd never really considered before how funny it is that Arnold is emphatically like "we're a RESCUE team" and there's a guy on the team with a, typically aircraft mounted, six barrel rotary machine gun. for rescuing. you can rescue up to 6000 guys per minute with this thing

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.

submitted 1 day ago • 38 comments

It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

The Times is a big paper. There are many thoughtful writers there doing really good work. Unfortunately most of your subscription goes to paying for the people who soft-focus nazi pedophiles or write op-eds titled “I Personally Respect Trans People, Just A Little Less Than Dogs.” Cancel your sub

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

your inability to hold hate in your heart for more than one person at a time is a skill issue and you should work on it instead of being proud like this

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

submitted 2 days ago • 617 comments

If Elon Musk isn’t a political ally, then why is he such an active participant in the #teslatakedown movement?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

submitted 2 days ago • 241 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 2 days ago • 243 comments

doomwiki.org/wiki/Monster...

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

What a great day to be Online. Looking forward to more tomorrow. I hope a certain someone gets deported!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter right now

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

submitted 3 days ago • 63 comments

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out

submitted 3 days ago • 314 comments

As an ideological matter it’s concerning and illegal and barbaric. But in terms of pure entertainment it’s going to be so awesome when Elon gets deported

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

submitted 3 days ago • 55 comments

today

submitted 3 days ago • 92 comments

they should invent a pill that shrinks you down to the size of a teeny little guy before long flights. stretched out on a tiny beach chair pitched on the seat, nibbling a peanut the size of your body, drinking a bloody mary out of a thimble, etc

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

If you perceive lots of people yelling at you as proof of your righteousness, you are going to love Attempting to Open the Door Mid-Flight

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

While I understand the political realities that have led to major companies jumping on the “anti-woke” bandwagon, it’s still disappointing to see Nintendo include Leisure Suit Larry as a pack-in game with the Switch 2

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

I am getting tired of saying this but I keep sporadically hearing from people things like your life has no substantively changed since trump retook power, bitch yes it has I have a conscience and I wake up mad every day fuck You lol.

submitted 3 days ago • 116 comments

Elon Musk exhorted Republican lawmakers to “KILL the BILL" on X, and he hasn't re-tweeted a neo-Nazi in weeks. Could he be the Resistance hero the Left so badly needs?

submitted 3 days ago • 79 comments

Actually, this isn’t true. No such play or movie was ever produced.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Something about this feels like kayfabe. Would be delighted to be wrong.

submitted 4 days ago • 269 comments

The biggest offender in my life is the app I use to order food at the company cafeteria. It won't let me take screenshots! You're not a banking app what are you doing, I want to send my wife photos of my lunch options!

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submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

submitted 4 days ago • 909 comments

The @fallguysgame.bsky.social account, which was always someone fake anyway who hid that for a long time, is now just reposting porn ads. How far it's fallen. @fallguysgamemirror.bsky.social is the only one you can trust for Fall Guys updates #fallguys Of course the feed is broken too.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A hard-working official who holds the executive branch accountable and does so in engaging ways that go viral on social media? NO THANK YOU.

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments