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They took some real creative liberties with this production of Hamlet
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I will say Obama was at least not as suicidally reckless economically at least šŸ¤·šŸ¼
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The corollary are those Never Trump Republicans whose only real objection to Trump wasn’t moral, they just found him gauche.
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This guy has lost his oaf status though
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It’s also caused everything to be financialized to the nth degree. MBA think and greed is why we have things like a company to finance takeout food orders.
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Did his granddad ever tell Billy Crystal where that gold was?
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More passionate about defending Israel’s right to start WWIII than he has been the last 6 months about America’s decline into facism
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Luke doesn’t seem too certain about those brighter tomorrows
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I honestly have come to believe in recent years that the internet has overall been a negative thing for humanity. And with everything going on with AI, I’m starting to think the computer is in the same boat.
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youtu.be/MYP1OBZfFK0?...
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Gunnar is a very popular name in Skyrim!
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The pope met him just once and decided he wanted out of the world
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Especially once that tile is all wet, perfect to funnel your skull down like a pinball
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Well then, I guess you need to regale us with the tales of your amazing achievements that apparently were so very superior!
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That looks so dangerous, especially when that tile is all wet from the shower!
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Not true
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Cut to tough as nails streaming editor saying ā€œI need Hannigan on this Mr. Belvedere job! You know Pyle isn’t cut out for sitcoms, especially vintage jobs!ā€
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Funny to think that even in such a specific instance, there is probably someone who is considered the ā€œ best in the businessā€
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I’ll bet there’s a whole design philosophy behind the choices and ultimately a design update for a show’s streaming icon might get blamed for a drop or spike in clicks
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Exactly! Are people’s brains really so cooked they can’t get through a Wikipedia article without assistance?
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The tone police are going to lose their minds at the spontaneous collective celebrations that’ll kick off when The Leader kicks it
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Roth is a guy who talks a big game about movies but then ends up just making pastiches of other better films
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They do kill real animals in that film though
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Yeah no doubt trying to mimic the cannibal movies from the 70s I’m sure. Those were racist then too.
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Because he’s an evil piece of shit! This ain’t rocket surgery!
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Imagine throwing your lot in with some bigot jackass to play Gribbin Stimblepiss or whatever
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Has anybody explained Juche to these guys? I think they’d be really into it
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Roth’s an asshole, but let’s not get all Fredric Wertham here
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Actually most horror movie fans and creators are pretty cool and nice people. Also women tend to outnumber men in horror fandom
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And after that—the landfill
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In 10 years every thrift store and garage sale is going to be flooded with those fucking things
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Also probably some racist undertones with that cannibal remark btw
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All these men (derogatory) really tell on themselves wishing harm on this young woman for the disgraceful act of trying to deliver aid to a war zone
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Gil Scott-Heron joked about using that song as an anthem for American militarism in B-Movie, and now they do it for real šŸ¤·šŸ¼
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Could you pull off a tonsure though?
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Those don’t seem like the most practical boots you could wear. Elric having to walk like this to keep them from scraping together:
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I’m not down with old timey religion mostly, but being down on gambling is one thing they probably got right. Gambling being so ubiquitous and widely advertised now is almost certainly going to have some really bad consequences. Also—neat cover 😜
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You expect me to believe that Regis was ever young? Pull the other one mister!
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Who knew Jesus was part of the Weapon X program?
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Scooby Doo has been a reliable cartoon property my whole life! Even the direct to video movies did surprisingly well. And WB has loads of cartoon properties like this
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Honestly, we should put PT Barnum on our money and make ā€œThere’s a Sucker Born Every Minuteā€ our national motto at this point. It’d be a lot more reflective of actual American values
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Maybe I’m just big on purity tests, but doing Nazi salutes on national tv kinda rubbed me the wrong way šŸ¤·šŸ¼. Crazy, I know.
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We really need to Perot up these elections!
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How many layers of branding do you need?
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I hate to say it, but I’m in his district and I can’t stand him. He’s never met a tech billionaire he isn’t willing to shamelessly fellate.
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Heh misunderstood the point!
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The Fallout show was actually surprisingly good for a video game adaptation
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I really like when a story does a really retro traditional take where they can’t enter a dwelling or cross running water. Hell make them have to count every grain of rice spilled on the floor too!
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