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chairmanwow.bsky.social
Writer. Recovering comedian. Nazi puncher. Army vet. Subject of the Virginia Planters Society. He/ Him
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That's Anton Sigur

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I grill the meat. Baby does the starch. But, we get our kimchi from a third party.

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Um, a lot of Nazis we're at Normandy too. These are not smart people.

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Oh no! I'm grilling tonight. Y'all?

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First day as a pastor: "So, the three Stooges go visit JC on his birthday. They brought a copy of Frankenstein, a biography of John Muir, and a lifetime membership to Gold's gym."

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Mayflowers bring Pilgrims. Pilgrims bring small pox and Christianity. Not sure which is worse

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Look at this beauty!

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No more naked feet pics until y'all get ur shit together

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Man, baseball is really dumb. And hard, I 'spose

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It's like "cater." I will take no questions nor responsibility

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Starting the season off right! #hotdog

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Hey, @bencollins.bsky.social , I'm dating AOC, and AIC at the same time. No biggie brother. Also, still married to Mrs. Wow. (She's a huge grunge fan)

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You ask me why so hot? Because, I'm Italiano... youtu.be/Ex037JX3-BI?...

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I been scratching at dirt. Better than just touching grass.

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Bah Bah

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Yeah, yeah the Simpsons, but Beck called this very moment when he sang "Forces of evil in a Bozo nightmare"

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Crystal Gayle warned us of the dangers on anal when she sang "Don't it make your brown eye bruise."

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Does this mean they blocked me? I'm a moron plz help

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How can we ask our children to grow up in a cruel world like this, a world where evil triumphs and the Mavericks wind up with Cooper Flagg?

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The cheat code for Catholic Mass is up down up down left right A B start. Amen

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I'm smoking on the front porch and wearing a white V-neck T shirt with a pasta stain on it. Pretty sure my Italian moon is rising

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Don't call urself American less'n you buy a mattress every single Presidents Day. (Presidents have to live off that money)

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You can make a poop salad sandwich, fry it up Monte Cristo style, and serve it with frilly toothpicks, but it's still a poop salad sandwich. This is about tariffs

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We bought an old school , low tech radio to listen to baseball. I just tried to turn up the volume using my phone.

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Awesome. Table 12 needs more breadsticks. (J/K good luck)

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Pretty solid parenting advice for Elton John to sing "Don't let your son go down on me."

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My melon? Blind.

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Hottest dude at the recycling center. Again.

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I forgot how to play guitar. But, I want to write a song.

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Buddy told me about a porn he watched recently. Turned out it was all a lie. Cock and Balls story.

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we call your mom the public library because she's a beloved part of our community

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Go Broncos?

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I'd love to know what Walmart execs in Bentonville, #Arkansas think about the *zero* ships moving from China for California's ports. They've got to be sweating, right? Walmart's supply chain includes some 30,000 Chinese factories, which produce an estimated 70% of all of the goods it sells.

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Between the tariffs and a projected bumper crop season, I guess it's back on for these hoes.

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