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At this rate, I'm never gonna beat the allegations that I can't beat the allegations. #SMDH

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18 years ago I was blown up twice while wearing my country's uniform. They didn't get me, but did get two other guys. (Kids) I'm saddened by what this country has become today and that I ever wore a uniform to defend it.

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That's Anton Sigur

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I grill the meat. Baby does the starch. But, we get our kimchi from a third party.

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Um, a lot of Nazis we're at Normandy too. These are not smart people.

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Oh no! I'm grilling tonight. Y'all?

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First day as a pastor: "So, the three Stooges go visit JC on his birthday. They brought a copy of Frankenstein, a biography of John Muir, and a lifetime membership to Gold's gym."

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Mayflowers bring Pilgrims. Pilgrims bring small pox and Christianity. Not sure which is worse

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Look at this beauty!

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No more naked feet pics until y'all get ur shit together

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Man, baseball is really dumb. And hard, I 'spose

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It's like "cater." I will take no questions nor responsibility

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Starting the season off right! #hotdog

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Hey, @bencollins.bsky.social , I'm dating AOC, and AIC at the same time. No biggie brother. Also, still married to Mrs. Wow. (She's a huge grunge fan)

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You ask me why so hot? Because, I'm Italiano... youtu.be/Ex037JX3-BI?...

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I been scratching at dirt. Better than just touching grass.

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Bah Bah

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Yeah, yeah the Simpsons, but Beck called this very moment when he sang "Forces of evil in a Bozo nightmare"

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Crystal Gayle warned us of the dangers on anal when she sang "Don't it make your brown eye bruise."

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Does this mean they blocked me? I'm a moron plz help

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How can we ask our children to grow up in a cruel world like this, a world where evil triumphs and the Mavericks wind up with Cooper Flagg?

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The cheat code for Catholic Mass is up down up down left right A B start. Amen

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I'm smoking on the front porch and wearing a white V-neck T shirt with a pasta stain on it. Pretty sure my Italian moon is rising

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Don't call urself American less'n you buy a mattress every single Presidents Day. (Presidents have to live off that money)

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You can make a poop salad sandwich, fry it up Monte Cristo style, and serve it with frilly toothpicks, but it's still a poop salad sandwich. This is about tariffs

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We bought an old school , low tech radio to listen to baseball. I just tried to turn up the volume using my phone.

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Awesome. Table 12 needs more breadsticks. (J/K good luck)

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At this rate, I'm never gonna beat the allegations that I can't beat the allegations. #SMDH

18 years ago I was blown up twice while wearing my country's uniform. They didn't get me, but did get two other guys. (Kids) I'm saddened by what this country has become today and that I ever wore a uniform to defend it.

That's Anton Sigur

I grill the meat. Baby does the starch. But, we get our kimchi from a third party.

Um, a lot of Nazis we're at Normandy too. These are not smart people.

Oh no! I'm grilling tonight. Y'all?

First day as a pastor: "So, the three Stooges go visit JC on his birthday. They brought a copy of Frankenstein, a biography of John Muir, and a lifetime membership to Gold's gym."

Mayflowers bring Pilgrims. Pilgrims bring small pox and Christianity. Not sure which is worse

Look at this beauty!

No more naked feet pics until y'all get ur shit together

Man, baseball is really dumb. And hard, I 'spose

It's like "cater." I will take no questions nor responsibility

Starting the season off right! #hotdog

Hey, @bencollins.bsky.social , I'm dating AOC, and AIC at the same time. No biggie brother. Also, still married to Mrs. Wow. (She's a huge grunge fan)

You ask me why so hot? Because, I'm Italiano... youtu.be/Ex037JX3-BI?...

I been scratching at dirt. Better than just touching grass.

Bah Bah

Yeah, yeah the Simpsons, but Beck called this very moment when he sang "Forces of evil in a Bozo nightmare"

Crystal Gayle warned us of the dangers on anal when she sang "Don't it make your brown eye bruise."

Does this mean they blocked me? I'm a moron plz help

How can we ask our children to grow up in a cruel world like this, a world where evil triumphs and the Mavericks wind up with Cooper Flagg?

The cheat code for Catholic Mass is up down up down left right A B start. Amen

I'm smoking on the front porch and wearing a white V-neck T shirt with a pasta stain on it. Pretty sure my Italian moon is rising

Don't call urself American less'n you buy a mattress every single Presidents Day. (Presidents have to live off that money)

You can make a poop salad sandwich, fry it up Monte Cristo style, and serve it with frilly toothpicks, but it's still a poop salad sandwich. This is about tariffs

We bought an old school , low tech radio to listen to baseball. I just tried to turn up the volume using my phone.

Awesome. Table 12 needs more breadsticks. (J/K good luck)

Pretty solid parenting advice for Elton John to sing "Don't let your son go down on me."

My melon? Blind.

Hottest dude at the recycling center. Again.