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New torment nexus just dropped

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The Discover feed endorsed Cuomo

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Discover feed is short for "Discover the enduring agony of being forced fed jarry skeets ... feed"

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The Studio is a horror show

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Feels like we're trying to speedrun the entire 20th century within 2025

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Bluesky full of cannibals that'd have you cook AND season yourself, don't fall for it

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Gonna be a great year for ICE Agent Halloween costumes

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Tired: got that dog in me Mired: got that cat on me

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99% of people get this wrong. Are you the 1%? Try the new trolley problem

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Humans are cute #illustration

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Hot salty savory fruit smoothie: tomato soup

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La croix pussy

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algo's really fixated on hotdogs rn wtf This post is counterproductive

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Biting into fire flower at the farmers market to burninate the countryside Burninating the peasants Burninating all the peoples And their thatched-roof cottages!

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My wife and I go a little crazy for that asparagussy (risotto)

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After La Croix Fran, try La Croix Wasabi for a nasal reset that drops your voice a few octaves

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Bluesky isn't dying We're all dying and number go down is just a reflection of that

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Forbidden olives

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New headcannon just dropped - in the marvel universe they say this instead of 'does a bear shit in the woods'

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I'm waiting for Bluesky 7, 10, 98, or XP

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Moving to lisbon would fix me

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La croix: hollandaise

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NASA just got a rare look inside Uranus - Here's what they found: that missing sock $1.37 in change, including a Susan B Anthony dollar coin Mystery key Texas-sized Rhode Island A free plane from the Qatari government An even bigger asshole somehow The good timeline the small plug (load-bearing)

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Time is a flat circle Pop-ups came back and seem even worse than in the 1990s

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My, how the colonel has fallen. After his ex was gruesomely murdered with a lead pipe in the conservatory of her family's estate, the colonel was acquitted, but he never recovered and succumbed to drinking and mustard mukbangs

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ok I'll bite

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Phish is so bad but they want to think they're just annoying. That's why they're called phishing emails, so you never forget to associate phish with the must annoying and dangerous shit on the internet

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DEVASTATING: on the Jeremy Renner app, Bluesky is known as the "Jerry Chen" app

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