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CATO Institute Director of Immigration Studies

"everything here was pretty chill today, not sure what all the fuss was about, we don't particularly see any need for escalation" --literally the LAPD

ICE arrested former Afghan Nat'l Army soldier—our ally against Taliban—at his home in TX. He entered legally and atty says he has no criminal record. Was applying for asylum. Appears to be casualty of Trump decision de-documenting legal Afghan immigrants www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/new...

pop culture is poop culture after a vowel movement.

Around the time that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was indicted in the Middle District of Tennessee, the chief of the criminal division in that district posted this on LinkedIn: “Earlier today, after nearly 15 years as an Assistant United States Attorney, I resigned…”

Wow. What a sign that criminal case against Abrego Garcia may be politically cooked up. "Schrader’s resignation was prompted by concerns that the case was being pursued for political reasons" Schrader spent 15 years in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Nashville and was chief of the criminal division

So to review: 1. He never should have been deported. The admin admitted that. 2. The admin said he was an MS-13 member and also they couldn’t get him back. They lied. 3. They are now charging him with a crime that they did not mention until literally now.

The charge is apparently related to transporting undocumented migrants from within the United States to also within the United States, and I am going to need someone to explain to me what the crime is because I just described buying people bus tickets.

'tis breakfast time, @squeakysneaks.bsky.social

@squeakysneaks.bsky.social

“big balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate

What a shame. “DOGE affiliated staff, some of whom were responsible for pushing out thousands of federal workers, texted one another on Thursday about whether they would be fired next, according to administration officials.” www.wsj.com/politics/elo...

Live shot of @squeakysneaks.bsky.social chewing on her phone power cord while banging on the refresh button, trying to keep up with news about Ukraine, the Musk-Miller throuple rumors, and the Trump-Musk breakup.

He is now calling for Trump to nationalize SpaceX lmao

Jack Posobiec and I on X right now...

Now you understand the pain in Dan bonginos eyes

I cannot stop wheezing

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Xi put Trump on speaker so everyone in the office could, as the Chinese say, get a load of this crooked doofus.

This went downhill fast. Now Musk wants Trump impeached.

The Conflict now reached Wikipedia War page territory

Steve Bannon not only wants Elon Musk investigated over his drug use, but he wants Trump to deport him. "They should initiate a formal investigation of his immigration status because I am of the strong belief that he is an illegal alien, and he should be deported from the country immediately."

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

guys...GUYS

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Yes… Hahaha… Yes!

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

the dumbest thing about this elon/trump beef is it’s all being intermediated by autism capital

Department Of Getting Exiled

it’s incredibly clear that trump has absolutely no idea what his admin is actually doing on basically any front

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

he's crashing out lmfao you love to see it

Omg

a pretty great admission by Musk that, despite being a mega donor and shadow president for a month there, he's completely unaware of the dynamics of american politics. he was merely audience captured by the only people who could stand him anymore and now he's gonna alienate them too

WHY DADS, WHY?

This is real. Musk’s entire fortune and empire has always been wildly dependent on the federal govt.

It’s bad because of all the collateral damage (us) but also good because we have so little to enjoy in American politics