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35, Philly. Cosplay, Enthusiasm, etc.! Genderfluid in the sense that ketchup is a fluid. He/Him on theatrical release, She/Her in the Special Edition. I have friends everywhere.
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"Boss, should we make this robot child spinach-proof?" "When would this robot child ever be exposed to spinach? Ship it!"

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I would abandon my entire life to take this job.

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I'm excited both for a four day weekend and the vulture stuffed animals I ordered to be in at work tomorrow.

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Can anyone tell me: in the entire history of Star Wars properties— live action, animated, video games— have any of the Empire officers EVER been seen using their lil pocket flashlights or whatever they are

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Houston, we have a dog!

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Gritty makes me so fucking proud of this city.

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Block JD Vance.

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I had a grown adult today tell me that a hummingbird was an insect so I did a polite bit of science.

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I'm giving myself a nine day workweek bookends by two four-day weekends and I'm fairly confident that this is a massive mistake. We will see!

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It's a four day workweek and my motivation is just absolutely nonexistent.

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Shitposting on Threads is too easy, the men are just upset.

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If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!

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The Yeerks have control.

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"There are more of us" would be cool if it were fucking true.

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"General?" "General." This is also good.

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Happy Father's Day, I wish Han Solo was my dad.

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Rey using Sith Lightning is pretty cool though.

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But this is kinda cool though.

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Mad Libs Leia is the absolute worst though, like, 'Somehow Palpatine returned' or 'they fly now' is bad, but none of them compare to the clunky line delivery of a dead actor.

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Episode IX is so...ugh. Like it's fine. It's just overwhelmingly by the numbers.

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Wow Hank met the creator of Harry Potter *AND* Minecraft that's incredible.

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So I'm drinking beers and eating pizza while building the X-Wing lego set from Episode IX and I have some thoughts about Episode IX.

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Schrödinger's Parent

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I think that I'm preemptively going to skip out on NYCC in order to concentrate on MAGfest instead.

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As it stands now I have had zero sales all day in the ol' museum gift shop, happy Friday.

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I once helped Rupert Grint purchase Zoo tickets.

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Oh shit whoops oh the beavers they're going to be contaminated my fragile balance was upset by the building of a single tunnel. #Timberborn #Badwater

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