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QuickTrip roller food aficionado. Not a zombie, but I played one on TV. One man fuzz-fest in need of a haircut. Addicted to Coke Zero, guitars, and long-sleeved t-shirts. Don't scratch the paint.
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To be fair, it's only one jet. It's not like they're giving him 30 dolls.

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Nightmare fuel.

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Well, it was his idea...

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He sets the world on fire, then goes golfing.

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#caturday Buster.

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"Sir, what did you know and when did you know it?"

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Pricey eggs? No problem!

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Children repeat what they hear.

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Damn, this is exhausting...

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When the new administration eradicates the Deep State and turns the weather manipulation machine to 'thaw;' I'll buy some reasonably priced eggs, make an omelet, and plan my vacation to Ukraine. Because the war there is over and my passport has me listed as a government approved sexual orientation.

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Panem et circenses.

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This just in: Because it is cold and distant, Twerp is going to rename Greenland, "Melania."

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The cat's face when I told her Twerp was going to rename the Gulf of Mexico.

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I'm gonna do whatever it takes not to doomscroll all day tomorrow for the J6 anniversary/shit show. I swear... No, really, I'm serious! Yeah, I don't believe me either...

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Well, 2025 is off to a helluva start...

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Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov, head of Russia’s Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Protection Forces and wanted for war crimes in Ukraine, was killed this morning in Moscow when an electric scooter exploded outside his apartment building. I did not know Tesla made scooters.

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East Atlanta has great markets.

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Welcome to everyone new to Bluesky! Here are 4 (illustrated) steps you can take to make your experience here more pleasant than what you left behind on X and/or Threads. A 🧵

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Trying this thing on for size. I'm an odd fit...

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