cheeley.bsky.social
“We’re pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?”
“No.”
“A sound?”
“WoooOOOAArrr.”
“Spartacus, thank you.”
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That’s *quite* a lot of fire to be sloshing around on a, presumably quite flammable, set packed full of actors.
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Looks like Pierre puts their bins out for them. That IS above and beyond.
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<Taps sign>:
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I don’t think Donald trusts any Doctor. Except perhaps the ones who give him perfect scores on his medical, or hand out fistfuls of Adderall.
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Can you just clarify; exactly which signal did your mate receive?
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Darth Bader. Sounds like a Sith Lord with a heavy cold.
Maybe that’s why he makes all those wheezing noises.
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As long as you are someone who swears fealty to the King, you get a top job. At this point it will probably be a flat earther.
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Brace yourself, here come the cheese puns.
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Some of it is because he craves attention from his troglodyte followers. Sometimes it’s because he’s found a way to make buckets of money from it. Other times it’s because the guys pulling the strings want it done.
All of these reasons enncompassed by the fact he’s literally the worst human being.
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Looks like a bug wearing a brand new Elon suit.
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They’re no Turner & Hooch, for sure.
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What a fucking pig.
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“Sapphire & Steel have been assigned.”
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“Stay out of the black and in the red,
We’re out of pork, have beef instead.”
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Surprising how many ‘fesses boil down to “I’m apparently a right cunt, but I don’t see it myself.”
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I use the time honoured method of telling my wife, and she me, so we can both instantly forget it. One hand washes the other.
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I think he has a similar problem to Mel Gibson, no one’s wanted to work with him since everyone realised that he was actually quite right-wing. Whatever his next project is, he’ll have his work cut out to win over the public. Maybe time will tell.
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From the album 'Partially Obscured By Ivy'.
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I was trying to make a joke about it being a Sopranos-style ending, sorry.
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That was the Blakes 7 ending - there aren’t any more episodes to come I’m afraid.
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Nah, this is Faces:
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“Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?”
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“…f-f-fetch yer cloth.”
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I BEEN UOT WITH NICHOLA PARSONS
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Gotta have a system.
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A system of weighted counterbalances hung behind your ears?
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“Silent Night - Capeesh?"
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I couldn’t eat honey for weeks after that.
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I like to think of them ranting away like this:
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Should have gone for a monocle so that you can do this at the moment of eruption:
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Siri Seems To Be The Hardest Word.
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Scrapheap Challenge had more mugs of tea though.
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Presumably reverse-engineered from the Roswell crash?
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“THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 FAST 2 GLORIOUS”
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“Make it mow.”
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Members of successive governments protect the rights of the landowners because the majority of them ARE the landowners.
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Mission: Inevitable
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Looks like something Noel Edmond’s would push, claiming it can make the universe manifest you a Bentley.
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Is that Alf Stewart from off of Home and Away? What does that flamin’ galah know about dinosaurs?
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“Four planes, Jeremy? That’s insane!”
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Look at Mr Chips.
WHAT’S HE DOING?