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cheercaptain.wang
Maker of power pop. Maniac Cop 2 enthusiast. I play the guitar/bass and sing. They/Them New music coming soon! https://www.cheercaptain.band
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#JustListened (again) Yep, still a valuable life lesson! This is out now on the streamers, but in case you want to give @cheercaptain.wang some well-earned monetary compensation 👇: cheercaptain.bandcamp.com/track/jerk-o...

I guess of the list going around I’m most interested in seeing a Taylor Sheridan Texas Chain Saw movie? I would be interested in seeing what someone who actually buys into the mythology Texas tells itself would do with the series. I don’t think it would be good but I think it would be interesting.

You do know that if Cuomo loses in New York City, the corporate Democrats nationally are going to go absolutely nuclear right? The more it becomes clear that the Neo liberals and the corporatist are losing power. The more likely it is, they will attempt anything they can to hold onto power.

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

you can't tell at first because this is written in the exonerative tense, but she was shot *by another police officer*

I like the old Turnstile albums and I like the new Turnstile albums. I like Turnstile I guess.

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I’m putting this on everything tomorrow so I need you to add it to playlists. I need you to score your TikToks with it. Spread the word about whether or not you need to take instructions from these JOs

My dad sent me this this morning and it whips ass so once again, thanks Rock and Roll Hall of Fame youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c

Apple doesn’t even put me on my own New Releases playlist and I’m like my biggest fan

What’s this then? The leader of our beloved Department of Government Efficiency, who has studiously reviewed our nation’s most protected secrets and made massive cuts to programs we otherwise thought were crucial to humanity, has evidence that the President of the United States is a pedophile?

Okay the title was one thing but I was utterly unprepared for the song itself

I’m not even mad my Switch 2 won’t be here until next week. It’s my own fault. I bought from Target, I made the excuses “well, technically, Lent’s over”, “there’s barely any profit margin on it, it’ll probably cost them more in shipping”, “I gotta buy it now before the tariffs fuck us” etc…

How many Getting Booed Offstage With Dave Chappelles worth of psychic damage do you think this is doing?

what if, instead, the one video you watched today was Beavis Italiano

Okay the title was one thing but I was utterly unprepared for the song itself

reading the Jones reply like Seal saying 'baby' in Kiss From A Rose

guys the teacher said to stay quiet and work on our homework until she gets back

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

The absolute farthest the mayor of NYC should travel is Albany. I don’t even want that motherfucker to know that Ohio exists much less Tel Aviv.

I’m putting this on everything tomorrow so I need you to add it to playlists. I need you to score your TikToks with it. Spread the word about whether or not you need to take instructions from these JOs

“I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral / Can’t understand what I mean? You soon will.” is actually one of the hardest fucking lyrics ever written.

Looking at the 4th day of “Preparing to Ship” like

This post really made me realize how "woke" doesn't even just mean "anything non-cishet white," it literally means "anything that I perceive as being different from things I saw when I was 12 years old"

When someone posts a song I want to hear I find that I tend to click through with Bandcamp but with Spotify/Apple/Tidal/what have you, I go to my streaming app of choice and look it up. I don’t click through for streaming. Is this a weird me thing or is Bandcamp’s search miserable (it is)?

If we had properly invested in infrastructure in the 70s we’d have Grand Funk High Speed Rail by now

This is a good way to make sure Texas Chainsaw sequels keep getting filmed in Bulgaria.

I am the age where I don’t care about any part of your video game show after a new Lumines