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An ass hair so powerful it splits turds in half upon exit

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

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explaining to a customer that he reminds me of my priest and then confessing some truly awful things to him

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

thom yorke should stick to melancholically jerking off in front of a modular synth and let the adults do the talking

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

this dude needs to do the same to jerry seinfeld's retinas

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Every Ronald McDonald is recruited from death row where they are given a simple choice: to die for their crimes or allow the procedure and report to the Clown District

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

then the donut spunk

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

vortex suckin me off

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

steven seagals only accomplishment is a brown pants in martial farts

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 237 comments

to the people who live in the same apartment building as me can the guy shouting about the rabid pigeons on floor 3 pack it in please i like them there. they add character and grace to the building. kindly shut up

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

the taxman let me off cause i sucked him off

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i think i would be a good meth cook

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

the neighborhood teens are at it again (egging my house and then doing a skibidi dance on my lawn)

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

white smoke out of vatican chimney, but it's just the cardinals vaping. like really pulling some righteous clouds

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

the usa if it was called the united gay homo of america

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

When my squadron uses Mustard Gas: I love Mustard Gas When mustard gas is used against us: Wow... I hate Mustard gas Lowkey

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

God was trying to get katy Perry but there was an admin error

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

the internet is weird because it's like you have all these friends on there but all the dive bars closed down and now you're in some sort of purgatory where the only place you can hang out is a really annoying axe throwing bar

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands

submitted 40 days ago • 278 comments

if i hit 100 followers i will finally be able to shoot my load and by my load i mean a round of bullets into a family of five

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

what the fuck my lasagne just ate itself

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

submitted 48 days ago • 89 comments

having a jimmy neutron brain blast call the fuckigm hosiptal

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

(sounding tough): you think you can shit my pants pal? you wanna shit these pants?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

face down ass up that's the way my uncle died in Vietnam

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments